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He stared at the little yellow book in his hand.
What the fuck?
He could feel his lips itching to curve upward. The word "Rule Book" was printed neatly on the cover of the book he held in his hand.
He continue staring at it, believing that his eyes were deceiving him.
Is this really happening?
Scanning through the words again, he focus on every letter printed and process it in his mind as slow as possible.
Rule#12 - Homosexual / lesbian / gay - demerit 40 points - kick out of school
Rule#13 - Expressing feelings - demerit 20 points - warning letter
Once more, he scanned through the words. So they were planning to get rid of all gay people in the school? As if a robot-building-scientist is not more dangerous than gay people, he grumbled.
Continuing his path to his classroom, he started thinking of ways to cover up his relationship with a certain bean sprout in school. Maybe he should just kill everyone that see them together?
No. Moyashi hates it when he kill or threaten everyone with Mugen.
Shaking his head slightly, he tried to come up with a better plan.
"What?! That means I can't be with Tyki anymore? NO! I don't want that!" A certain rabbit's wail caught his attention. No, he was not interested to know what will usagi and that curly hair bastard do about the current situation.
Not at all.
"I WANT TO DIE NOW! DON'T STOP ME! LET ME DIE!" He could see Tyki panicking as Lavi tried to bang himself at the wall until he die. Tyki wanted to run to his usagi's side and hug him tightly, telling him that it was okay, that he will be okay with it… But as soon as he remembered the new rule, he held himself back from running towards his usagi.
Lavi shouldn't be kicked out of school!
Tyki bit his own lips hard, trying to act like he does not care about Lavi, and turned away from that sight.
"TYKI FUCKING MIKK! HOW DARE YOU!? HOW CAN YOU LET ME DIE LIKE THAT?!" Lavi suddenly stop all his attempt to suicide and ran after Tyki.
Somehow, Kanda Yuu was not feeling bad for them at all.
Good, no more gay act by them anymore.
In fact, he was feeling really happy about it. Now that he think about it, he just fight with Allen in school. There should be no difference for them.
Smirking, he continue heading to his classroom.
Maybe the new rules was not that bad after all.
It was an entertainment for him, watching all gay couples breaking up in the school hall. He was enjoying himself to the fullest, until he bumped into Allen, that's it.
"Good morning, Kanda." Allen said in monotone.
His heart went cold.
Allen walked away from him.
His Allen… His Allen was not smilling at all! To make it worse, his Allen sounded dead when he greeted him just now! Who? Who was the one that make his precious Allen into a living robot?!
The little yellow book fell off his hand, pages flipping by itself and stopped at a certain page. It was the very same page Kanda had been staring for almost 15 minutes.
Rule#13 - Expressing feelings - demerit 20 points - warning letter
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING PRINCIPLE!"
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Author's Note : How do you like this? My friend and I thought of this when we first get our school rule book XD Oh my god, that was the funniest day ever! I mean, seriously, kicked out of school just because you are homosexual? And what? Expressing feelings is a big no no? Oh! And check out what I saw in the rule book :
"You are not allowed to draw, decorate or write anything on your hand, pencil case or your bag."
But that's my hand, my pencil case and my own bag! I can decorate it as much as I want. Oh god, the best 3 bucks I ever spent XD
R&R~
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