Sherlock je jediný, u koho mám víc kradených/vypůjčených valentýnek a básniček, než co jsem si vymyslela...
Roses are red
Violets are too
Writing poems is boring
And same is Valentine without you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm highfunction sociopath
But I love you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You must be Reichenbach
'cause I'm falling for you
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Blazes are silver
Carbuncles are nlue
I too would be lost
If I didn't have you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sherlock is bored
He will shoot you
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Studies are red
Dressing gowns are blue
Watson is in love
and Sherlock knew
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Roses are red
Violets are purple, not blue, John.
Whoever wrote this poem
is a supremely incopetent botanist
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Mars is red
I think Venus is blue
Forget the Solar systém
All I want is you
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Roses are red
The skull is white
I made you coffee
My conductor of light
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John's pants are red
Sherlock's robe is blue
The kettle is on
And there's biscuit for two
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come if convenient
If inconvenient, come too
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Roses are boring
Violets are boring
Your body is crime
That just need exploring
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Roses are dull
Violets are dull
Dull...boring...bored!
*shoots wall*
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Apologies John if this sounds brash
But you're as gascinating as tobacco ash
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I've been reliable informes that I don't have a heart, but if I have one... It'd be in a jar in the fridge