Belle one day decided to journey to Brazil. "How the fuck do I follow that?" She exclaimed.
Belle left the country of Frakin to Brazil to escape her homicidal boyfriend. She had caged her like a pig and was going to decorate her like a Christmas tree. But Belle did like to be Christmas-treed because she was Jewish, and it DEEPLY offended her. So she now wonders down the streets with her The Colored Kids from Rainbow Brite. Unfortunately Belle had no means of affording a living in Brazil for herself and her fellow Colored Kids, so she was forced to resort to selling her body on the streets to the highest bidder. (Which was better than being decorated like a Christmas tree). Unfortunately for Ms. Belle, the highest bidder was her homicidal boyfriend who stalked her down from Frakin' land. He had been re-assembled after being evaporated into sparkly bits of Frakin' rain. However, his jealous ex-lover Stabby had followed him to Brazil as well.
Caught between the loves of his abuse victim and his own abuser, he is tormented by what fate awaits him. That was when the clock reached the 0800 hour of the afternoon, and our heroin Belle had seen her previous master at the corner of Sandy Snake and Conjunction Lane. Suddenly twittering birds surrounded Belle and she stated, "Do you have a message?"
The birds replied, "Ya comen vier oust Frakin mitfiel schlogzana"
"Why have you come all the way from Frakin' land for such a miniscule message?" She questioned angrily.
"Vier essen schlogzana ieden tag ount es ist gonts nertique oom tsu laben." They twitted. The birds snarled and gnashed their teeth (which they don't have) at the whore for not understanding them and flew away annoyed.
All of a sudden whoever the hell he's called at the time stepped on a bag of Sunchips and the immense noise killed several people. The Colored Kirds shrieked in unison like the rainbows they were, "Wow, that was noisy."
Belle surveyed they scene and walked daintily into the sunset with a yamaka safety pinned to her scalp.
THIS MIGHT BE THE END?
Now that I was kissed out of school I had more time to work on this. Hope you enjoyed. R&R please!