Dancing Fools 7
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Capcom. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 1: I'M BACK, BABY!
Several members of the Street Fighter Cast are in a dark room which looks like abandoned movie studio. Ryu, looking down at a slip of paper, asked,
"This is it?"
Ken, also looking down at his paper, nodded
"I guess so, bro."
Chun Li asked,
"Wait, you got the invite here too?"
Dhalsim observed,
"It seems we all did."
Juri snickered,
"Me too."
Chun Li turned and her eyes widened in outrage,
"YOU!"
A mysterious figure enters, dressed in a fine tuxedo,
Knock it off, ladies.
Elena blinked,
"Who are you?"
Take a guess, sweetie.
Ibuki scratched her head,
"Sorry, don't have a clue. I'd remember a cute guy, and you're not it."
I'll ignore that. I am the insane author, Persiana13! And, now you will all do my bidding!
The mysterious stranger began laughing maniacally.
Ryu blinked in confusion,
"O-K."
Chun Li said,
"I happen to be an Interpol agent and you're harboring a wanted fugitive."
Your point being what again?
Cammy rolled her eyes,
"Somehow, I don't think he cares."
Crimson Viper studied the stranger for a moment,
"Wait, I know you."
A horrified look appeared on her face in sudden realization. She screamed,
"RUN FOR IT!"
Zangief blinked in confusion,
"Why?"
Crimson Viper frantically looked for a way out as she continued her rant,
"THE CIA TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GUY! HE'S INSANE!"
Reality challenged is more like it, but hey, whatever turns you on, Mother Hen.
Elena snickered,
"You're funny."
Guile rolled up his fists and threatened,
"All right, pal! Your ass is mine."
Dude, I totally do not swing that way.
Dhalsim asked,
"Are you this immature?"
All the time. Now, I'm sure you're wondering why you're all here.
Crimson Viper stopped looking and pointed finger,
"YOU'RE GOING TO TORTURE US!"
Dudley scoffed,
"Are you mad? That is truly ungentlemanlike of you, sir."
What Mother Hen over there means is that, by coming here, you've all agreed to be on my latest season of…DANCING FOOLS!
Everyone blinked,
"Huh?"
That's right. I pick seven couples to dance for the audiences in America and, the judges get to critique their performance.
Guile smiled,
"Hey, I remember that show. You're ripping off-.
Before he can finish his sentence, the soldier got shot with a bean bag gun and knocked out.
Ahem, as I was saying. Now, I'm going to go down the list of couples that I am going to put on the show, and then, we'll meet our judges.
Ryu groaned,
"This is going to be bad."
First up…Ryu and Chun Li.
Sakura was infuriated,
"WHAT? WHY?"
Because I said so.
Sakura turned around to Chun Li and threatened,
"You did this, you little bitch! You slept with him to get paired up with MY RYU!"
Chun Li scoffed,
"As if you deserve him, Sakura. You dress up like a schoolgirl all the time. It wouldn't surprise me if suddenly you had stalkers with a thing for schoolgirls!"
Ibuki raised her hand timidly,
"I'm technically a school girl, too."
Elena said,
"Yeah, but you're a bad-ass ninja. No one wants to mess with that."
All right, next up…Rose and Ken.
Ken swallowed,
"Oh crap. I'm married."
Calm down, Ken. Eliza won't watch this show on TV. Trust me.
Ken was still worried,
:She had better not. She gets jealous easily."
Next couple is… Guile and Cammy.
Cammy blinked,
"Seriously?"
She looked at an unconscious Guile and asked,
"Any chance I could have that gun later?"
No. Fourth couple of the night… Cody and Crimson Viper.
Crimson Viper was outraged,
"WHAT? HE'S A WANTED CRIMINAL!"
Cody flirtatiously smiled,
"Oh come on. I'm not that bad. Incidentally, I brought my ball and chain along. Wanna use it later?"
Crimson Viper turned and kicked Cody in manhood,
"Not on your life, bub."
Cody keeled over in pain,
"Mommy!"
I could feel that from here. Anyway, our next couple is…Zangeif and Makoto.
Makoto was surprised and angry,
"WHAT? I HAVE DO DANCE WITH A DRUNKEN RUSSIAN WRESTLER!"
Zangeif smiled,
"Come on, pretty karate lady. Zangeif show you good time, ya?"
Yeah, Karate Kid. You're new boyfriend over there might actually be the only guy that can show you a good time.
Makoto folded her arms,
"I will kill you for this!"
Whatever. Next couple is…Adon and Juri.
Adon flexed muscles,
"Oh, yeah! What do you think of this, the god of Muay Thai?"
Juri flatly remarked,
"You do know I like girls, right?"
Ibuki was surprised,
"What? When?"
Juri licked her lips,
"Always."
Her purple eye flashed in seduction,
"You'd be surprised what I can do, cutie."
Ibuki shook her head,
"No, I totally am not into girls like that."
And, finally, the last couple of the night…Guy and Ibuki.
Ibuki blinked,
"On second thought…"
Guy whined
"Come on. We've got so much in common, Ibuki. We're ninjas! That means we're badass!"
You are something all right. And, if you think that the couples are insane, you haven't met the judges yet!
Next Chapter:
Meet the insane group of judges for this thing!