centerThe Body Swappin' Curse
Chapter 1: Aoshi Dances
By Natalie Martinez/center
The end of the world was near. He had survived Saito, and Jin-e. He had braved the powers of Shishio and Enishi. Nothing could have prepared him for the end of the world though. He watched the harbinger of death walking towards him. Actually, he watched it skip and bunny hop its way towards him. He shuddered in distaste. Yes, the end of the world was surely most foul.
Karou stood by his side, her lovely eyes wide in fear. "Kenshin?" The hesitation in her voice only proved to him just how wrong the scene in front of his eyes was.
"KAROU!!" Before he could say anything Aoshi had skipped his way up to her and bear hugged her tight. "I've missed you so much!"
Her blue eyes grew larger in pure terror. What had overcome their usually sedate friend to make him so disgustingly happy?
"Check out these muscles! Aren't they SO sexy?" Before his very eyes, Aoshi pulled up his shirt to reveal six pack abs. At the hesitant look in Karou's eyes, he grabbed her hand and placed them on his stomach. "Aren't they too yummy?"
His eyes narrowed to slits. IHow dare he touch Karou! She was HIS./I He slid his hand to his sword, about to rectify the situation by cutting off several of Aoshi's fingers when he saw the next harbinger of Armageddon. This one was very tiny. It was more intimidating then the first though. It was covered head to toe in black with Aoshi's trench coat dragging off its diminutive frame. A strange and rare glare marred its lovely features.
"Misao," he gasped in surprise.
Walking up to Aoshi, it grabbed his ear. "No Kenshin. I'm Aoshi."
"Oops! Sorry Aoshi! I forgot to tell them! Hi! Hi! It's me, Misao," Aoshi's body said. He looked at the smiling face. ISurely Aoshi's face would break if he smiled that much./I
"What happened?" Karou tried to get out of another of Misao's energetic bear hugs.
"Let's go inside and I'll explain it all," Aoshi sighed unhappily.
Author's Note: It doesn't start out that funny but it should get funny as I go. I don't have much time to write so I hope I can be regular with this chapter stuff. I just like switching people's bodies. Feedback is welcome, but not expected.
Chapter 1: Aoshi Dances
By Natalie Martinez/center
The end of the world was near. He had survived Saito, and Jin-e. He had braved the powers of Shishio and Enishi. Nothing could have prepared him for the end of the world though. He watched the harbinger of death walking towards him. Actually, he watched it skip and bunny hop its way towards him. He shuddered in distaste. Yes, the end of the world was surely most foul.
Karou stood by his side, her lovely eyes wide in fear. "Kenshin?" The hesitation in her voice only proved to him just how wrong the scene in front of his eyes was.
"KAROU!!" Before he could say anything Aoshi had skipped his way up to her and bear hugged her tight. "I've missed you so much!"
Her blue eyes grew larger in pure terror. What had overcome their usually sedate friend to make him so disgustingly happy?
"Check out these muscles! Aren't they SO sexy?" Before his very eyes, Aoshi pulled up his shirt to reveal six pack abs. At the hesitant look in Karou's eyes, he grabbed her hand and placed them on his stomach. "Aren't they too yummy?"
His eyes narrowed to slits. IHow dare he touch Karou! She was HIS./I He slid his hand to his sword, about to rectify the situation by cutting off several of Aoshi's fingers when he saw the next harbinger of Armageddon. This one was very tiny. It was more intimidating then the first though. It was covered head to toe in black with Aoshi's trench coat dragging off its diminutive frame. A strange and rare glare marred its lovely features.
"Misao," he gasped in surprise.
Walking up to Aoshi, it grabbed his ear. "No Kenshin. I'm Aoshi."
"Oops! Sorry Aoshi! I forgot to tell them! Hi! Hi! It's me, Misao," Aoshi's body said. He looked at the smiling face. ISurely Aoshi's face would break if he smiled that much./I
"What happened?" Karou tried to get out of another of Misao's energetic bear hugs.
"Let's go inside and I'll explain it all," Aoshi sighed unhappily.
Author's Note: It doesn't start out that funny but it should get funny as I go. I don't have much time to write so I hope I can be regular with this chapter stuff. I just like switching people's bodies. Feedback is welcome, but not expected.