Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, plot is rightfully.
Summary: Envy's a vampire, and Roy's a werewolf, both lusting after their sexy Full Metal chibi, Edward! Which will he choose, Envy or Roy? Roy x Ed Ed x Envy….warning, lemon x lime in later chapters…
Envy: Yeah, hurting the little chibi. (jumping happily up and down), and a little lemon
Roy: It'll be me and FullMetal…
Envy: Dream on, miniskirt chaser, I will get Ed first before you! *evil laughter*
Ed: What do you mean by that *sweat drop*
Roy and Envy: evil grin at Ed
Ed: running for his life
Envy and Roy: Run after Ed
Wos99944: *sweatdrop* let's continue where we start…
Chapter 1
"Brother, you're going to be late for school again!" Al yelled. "You go ahead first, Al. I'll catch up later." Ed yelled across the room while brushing his teeth and showering in the shower room at the same time. "Alright then, breakfast's on the table, bye!" Al shouted back and closes the front door behind him, heading for school. Ed stumbles upon the staircase, his blond shoulder length hair keep flying all over his face, he was wearing his red long jacket with a black long t-shirt and long tight black jeans. Ed was half having his breakfast and tying his hair into a braid. He quickly left in a hurry, leaving his milk out of course.
(Wos99944: He hates milk that's a no wonder why he is small…)
(Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MICROSCOPE? Still running away from Roy and Envy)
Ed manages to reach his class on time and spotted his best friend Ling at his seat. "What took you so long, Ed? Woke up late again?" Ling grinned. "Yeah…" Ed said sheepishly, scratching the tip of his nose. Their English teacher, Miss Izumi Curtis came into the class and shout at the class to get sited. Ed went back to his seat and realizes someone is at the door. "Oh great…" Ed complains silently. "Another new student…" lately his class's been receiving quite a lot of students.
"Class, we have a new student." Miss Curtis growled, like a little lion cub, except a aggressive one. She signaled the new student to come in. Edward sighed and decided to take a look at who-is-the-unlucky-one-to-join-their-class only to let his jaws dropped to the table. She only wears a black tank top that matches a sport bra that is covering her upper torso, exposing her lower torso to the world. She wears a mini black skirt with a black short underneath. She even had long dark green spiky hair and a pair of matching purple eyes.
(Envy: WHAT THE FUCK? I'm a guy! Stop running after Ed)
(Wos99944: send a punch at Envy. Can you be patience! I haven't even gone to that part yet!)
"This is Envy, Envy," Miss Curtis turned to face Envy. "Introduce yourself."
"My name is Envy," Envy said, seductively. Ed could hardly wait any longer to ask this girl out for a date, Envy was as beautiful as an angel and so sexy like a succubus. Ed thought. I'm lovesick. "ward…EDWARD!" Ed snapped out of his thoughts. "Will you raise your hand so that Envy can sit down and quickly conduct our lessons fast!" Miss Curtis scolded. Ed put up his hand, when Envy looked at him he was surprised. A shrimp? And an adorable one too! Envy thought. Envy walked and sit down beside Ed. "Edward, please take good care of Envy and pass him the notes from the previous semester." Miss Curtis scorched, resuming her conduction of the lesson, leaving Ed stunned. WTF? It's a him? Ed punched himself mentally. OMFG, I'm a gay! Ed keep blinking incessantly. Wow, the little shrimp is so beautiful, even when he was just fluttering his eye, he is so seductively ripping my heart to pieces Envy thought.
Ever since then, Ed was trying to avoid Envy as much as he could however Envy was like a magnet, running into him almost all the time. The more Ed tried to avoid, the more he kept running into Envy. "Why are you avoiding me, shrimp?" Envy asked when he run into Ed again in the cafeteria. Ed twitched an eyebrow on that comment. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT THAT HE NEED TO CLIMB UP A STOOL TO ORDER HIS FOOD?" Ed ranted. "I didn't say that," Envy said, closing his poor ears from the piercing noise that Ed makes. "I'll stop calling you shrimp, okay chibi-san?" Envy asked playfully. "That's more better, wait, are you calling me small again?" Ed yelled. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT THAT HE CAN BE CRUSHED BY AN ANT, YOU CROSSDRESSING PALM TREE?" Palm tree? Envy felt his skin tensed. "AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TALL SEXY PALM TREE, CHIBI-SAN?" Envy screamed, with a grin secretly hiding behind his physical emotions that he is currently showing to Ed. "You are," Ed pointed at him, shaking a little because of his anger. "You STUPID, TALL, SEXY PALM TREE!" Ed screamed halfway, before realizes that he had fallen into Envy's trap by calling him a sexy palm tree. His face slowly turned flustered and quickly gets out of the cafeteria with his food. Envy stood there watching his chibi walked away with his face red.
"Aw, what a wonderful shrimp." Envy smirked, wondering how long has it been since someone treated him like this. "I wonder what will he taste like…" Envy slowly licked his two sharp fangs thinking how to devoured his chibi.
Wos99944: End of chap 1, pls review…
Envy: Got you, chibi-san
Ed: Please let me go, Envy, I'm tearing to parts.
Envy: Let go of him, miniskirt chaser
Roy: No, you let him go. You crossdresser.
Both grabbing both Ed's hands snatching him left and right…Ed screaming in painWos99944: couldn't take it anymore…LET HIM GO NOW OTHERWISE I'LL NOT WRITE LEMON. BE IT ROY OR ENVY!
Envy and Roy: let go of Ed
Ed: Thanks…
Wos99944: You owe me a lemon for that one… evil smirk
Ed: sweatdrop
Wos99944: Pls review so I can prep chap 2…