author's notice: I have never seen nor read harry potter, but I saw the posters, so I'm like sure what not. So here is Harry Potter based entirely of the posters pt 1: The magicky stone.

Harry Potter was a british dude (I think the black haired boy with the lightning bolt shaped scare. AN: I once pooped out a shit that looked like a thunderbolt. So does that make me the choosen one or something?), you can tell cuz his name sounds pot, which is like marinjuana, cuz his parents were crackheads. That is why he has super powers. Suddenly...The phone started to ring so Harry's mom started to pick it up.

"Hello. Hello. Yes. Yes. Yes. K. Bye." Harry's mom said and then put phone on ground.

"Harry. We must tell u something very important." Harry's parent told him. "You're...A WIZARD!" Harry gasped like shockingly. How could these be? He has never done magic before or has he?

(AN: I think harry is like the choosen one and that all bad guys fear him cuz his like special or something. I think)

"Who was calling?" Harry asked.

"Prinicple Beardy Dude!" Everyone gasped as harry went to magi school via the magic of his brain cuz of science of the magic which is like jesus or something.

So harry was at magic school and they saw like a magic girl and a magic dude. So he went over and said. "hi. My name is harry potter. Hi, im harry potter." He said readying his hand for a shake.

"Hi im ginger dude." gignger said while holding out his

"Im emma watson." Emma watson said while holding out her had.

"Lets be friends." So they all became friends. until nazi-boy showed.

"Hello Nazi-Boy. Too busy being a fag!" Harry said cuz nazi-boy was fag.

'Fuck u Harry Potter u queer." He said with angry face filled with mad. He then died and got cancer cuz he was nazi-baby so he was evil.

The next day.

Harry was walking down hallway and saw turban dude, but something was off.

"Helllo HGaaary. How are you doing tonite this fine eeeevvvveeeeennnnniiinnnng. Afternoon delight." Turban dude said with mustery evil in voice. \

"Suddenly harry realized!"

You aren't turban dude, but creeoy old dude.

'curses. How did they figure it out!' "Ha. U got im creepy old dude." He was now creepy old dude. "But this isn't even my final form."

Harry punched creepy old dude and got magic stone which stopped bad guys from gaining money