This idea came into my mind last night, and so I decided to post it up here. This is just some short, humorous(I hope) Kiske Family Drabbles I came up, out of boredom. I'm currently working on my second KyXDizzy Fanfic. Yeah! I'm so addicted to this Pairing! Anyways, Enjoy! More KyXDizzy Fanfic, later!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Characters mentioned here, they belong to ARC SYSTEM WORKS.
Scene 1: When obsession becomes a Living Nightmare
Ky: NOOO!! Please, Honey! Don't! Not my Teacups!
Dizzy: Ho! Ho! Ho! *She laughed evilly as she fondled the button on the remote control that controls the big, explosive bomb in front of Ky's Teacup collection.*
Ky: I'll do anything you want! Just don't push that button!
Dizzy: Anything I want!?
Ky: Yes! Yes!
Dizzy: Very well then, Honey. My Room… NOW!!
Ky: Urgh!
Dizzy: *Drags Ky to her Bedroom*
Ky: Okay, my well-endowed Virginity. It's been nice having you!
(Soon, loud moaning sounds echoed through the whole of the Illyuria Castle^_^)
Scene 2: Painful Punishment
Sin: Dad!
Ky: What?
Sin: Are you really a Boy?
Ky: Yes.
Sin: Then how come you look like a Girl?
Ky: …
Sin: Plus! You love Teacups!
Ky: Yeah! So?
Sin: Yeah, you're a Girl.
Ky: You're grounded.
Sin: Oh, and you're so SENSITIVE!
Ky: Go to your room.
Sin: Fine… Mother! *Laughs*
Ky: No more Barbie Dolls for you, Mister!
Sin: WAAAAAAAAA!! *Cries*
Scene 3: Bad Timing
Sin: *Running to his Parent's room* Hey Dad! Mom! Look at this cool Flagpole that I found! *Opens the door*
Dizzy: Oh, Ky! Darling! That's it!
Ky: Ahhh… Dizzy! You're so… Ughhhh!
Sin: *Paralyzed for a brief moment, then silently closed the door back* … *Runs to Sol*
Sol: So, kid. Did ya manage to show that Flagpole to your Parents?
Sin: …
Sol: Hey, kid! HEY!
Sin: *Sat beside Sol*…
Sol: Kid. You're nose is bleeding.
Sin: …
Sol: Geez! am I talking to a Deaf now!?
Sin: …
Sol: Hey! Earth to Sin! Earth to Sin! Mayday! Mayday! The enemy said that if you don't talk, the enemy will kick our well-toned asses!
Sin: …
Sol: Spoiled Brat!
Scene 4: Past-time?
Sin: Dad! What's your favorite Past-time?
Ky: Reading.
Sin: SNORESVILLE! *Runs to Dizzy*
Ky: …
Sin: Mom! What's your favorite Past-time?
Dizzy: Screwing your Father, three ways to Sunday.
Sin: BORING! *Runs to Sol*
Dizzy: …
Sin: Old man! What's your favorite Past-time?
Sol: Kicking your ass.
Sin: BORESVI--- What!?
Sol: Did ya hear me? I said kicking your ass. Now, come here!
Sin: AAAAAHHHHH!!
Scene 5: Gender Confusion
Sin: Dad, Why are you always looking at yourself in the mirror?
Ky: *Brushes his Soft, Golden hair. Letting his hair fly gracefully* A King always has to look his absolute BEST, at all times!
Sin: But, you already look like a Princess from some Children's Fairy Tale. All you need now is some Make-up.
Ky: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sin: Not only that. But your body too! Hell, you can even surpass Mother!
Ky: Why, Son! You sure complement me a lot today, and in a more positive way, too.
Sin: *Sweatdrop* Why do you value your feminine looks, anyways?
Dizzy: *Suddenly appeared, and wrapped her arms around Ky's body from behind* Hello there, Sexy!
Ky: Hey there! *Turns around, and gave Dizzy a light kiss*
Dizzy: Let's go out for lunch today, Honey.
Ky: Of course, Darling.
(The two Loving Couples proceeded to leave)
Sin: Is Father the one who proposed his love for Mother? Or the other way around!?
Scene 6: Desperate Attempt
Sin: Dad, isn't your crown supposed to be above your head?
Ky: Yup.
Sin: Then, why the hell do you wear your crown like a Tiara!?
Ky: I like it that way.
Sin: You look like a Queen.
Ky: Sure am.
Sin: and Kings supposed to have beards!
Ky: Why do you even bother?
Sin: Because my friends are insulting me. They said that my Parents are Lesbians! Do you hear me!? LESBIANS!!
Ky: Well, that's not my problem.
Sin: Ahh… Nuts! *Lowered his head in defeat* I give up.
Scene 7: Bad Situation
Sin: Dad! Where are you!?
Ky: I'm in the Shower!
Sin: Really!? I wonder what will happen if I took your Towel away? *Takes Ky's Towel*
Ky: NO! Sin, No! I didn't brought any clothes with me.
(No response)
Ky: Hey, Son! Stop kidding around! Answer me!
(Still, no response)
Ky: Oh, no! This is not good, I have an Appointment in less than an hour! But I can't go out NAKED! There a lot of my loyal Knights and Maids hanging around the corridors, and my Bedroom is a little far away from here! Hmm… Perhaps I can just reason later in the Appointment of what happened.
(2 Hours later)
Ky: I can no longer hear any people in the corridors. Now's my chance! I'll just run like hell in the corridors. I am SOOOOOO late.
(Ky emerged from the big, steaming Shower Room. But realized that his Towel is just right there in the floor, and he is stepping on it)
Ky: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Well, that's it! First attempt in making drabbles. I hope you all had fun reading this. Oh! and please give me Feedbacks, I would greatly appreciate it. Arigatou Gozaimasu!