Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

I, Seeley Booth, am drunk. Dam Bones and her brilliant ideas. Well, 20 20 hindsight is telling me that that shot drinking contest wasn't the greatest idea.

It is Halloween night, and I am at the Jeffersonian with my squints for the annual party. Jack and Zack were originally going as Batman and Robin, but that didn't work out so well, so Jack went as the Joker, and Zack a clown.

God is testing me, I know it.

Doesn't he know that I shot a clown last year?! My hand is itching to take out my gun and shoot something. I stick my hand in said pocket to make sure that my gun is still there, but only encounter that dam huge calculator.

Bones shoots me a look; she knows exactly what I'm doing. Flashing her a smile, I down another shot, contemplating the reason I am here in the first place.

The lights are soooooo pretttyyyyy... and the fllooorrrrr is spinnnniiinnnnggggg... I hope I don't fall of my chair, and I have no idea how I'm going to get out to my car, because there are-

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Zack and Jack needed their costumes suggested by Angela. I am proud of myself, I came up with a squint all on my own!

Woooaaahhh... I think Bones is a little tippppsssyyyyy as well. I'm watching her stagger towards me...

I have no idea why I just burst out in giggles, but the sight of Bones tripping over a chair is kind of funny... now she's crawling towards me... This is awkward, to say the least.

"Howdy, partner!" She shrieked at me, slapping me on the back. "Can we go home, please... please..."

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please... Please...

I don't feel so great. Is it cool just to slump in your seat and fall asleep? I don't think I can take the pounding music anymore.

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

It's just another day with the squints. These parties are kinda fun. We should do this more often... and I like peanut butttteeerrr...

Cool it, Seeley... you're way past tipsy, now you're onto delirious and... WATERMELLON!

Oh, God, I hope I'm not saying this out loud. I can't really tell. Hey look! There's...

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.