It was a sunny day that morning. Every captain was already up , however they dreaded this day would come. For today is the annual Switch Your Vice-Captain Day. All the captains were present except Byakuya due to a over night assignment.

"Alright let us see the results. Although we had to exclude 3 of the vice captains just to make thing even." Yamamoto said

All of the captains then rushed to the billboard. Everyone has a not too eager to know look about them.

"Heh...I got Nemu huh?" Kenpachi mutters.

"I have Matsumoto?! I find this unacceptable! What am I gonna do with a busty blonde bimbo. Its the Science Bureau, not the place in the human world called Hooters" Kurotsuchi shouted in protest.

"Well the whole idea of this is to learn how to work together despite being from different squads" Hitsuguya replied. Everyone was blurting out at who was picked for them. But they all soon stopped as all of them collectively looked at was picked for Byakuya Kuchiki. Kenpachi grinned wide as some chuckled.

"Oh this should be good?" one of the captains quickly said just as Byakuya came in.

"Sorry I'm late" he says calmly as he slowly walks in. Everyone smiles and softly laughs at him. "Whats so funny everyone?" Byakuya asks looking slightly confused.

At that point even Head-Captain Yamamoto couldn't help but chuckle. Then it hits Byakuya like a ton of bricks. He hangs his head knowing exactly what has happened. "I guess its my turn this year?" he says in a sigh. He turns around and walks out the door with his head down still "Lets get this over with....."

After a few minutes Byakuya reaches the Vice Captain Quarters where they were holding a meeting of their own about the draft for the day.

Renji quickly speaks as he sees Byakuya , "Sir who did you get?" Byakuya closes his eyes

"Yachiru Kusajishi your with me."

Everyone looks shocked then bursts out laughing, all except Yachiru.

"Yay!! later everyone!" She says cheerfully as she skips towards Byakuya. She faces the others and waves. Then skips behind Byakuya as he turns away and walks out of the Quarters.

"I Guess he is this year's sucker huh?" Renji said

"You got that right" Matsumoto giggles. Little did they know he heard everything, he then looked back slighty then pointed at them as he got closer to the exit.

"Hado 4 : Baku Rai." a flash of white lightning comes out and incerenates everyone in the room , leaving them charred and fried looking.

"Ohh that was pretty." Yachiru says "Do it again."

"No" Byakuya continues to walk as he walks out the building with Yachiru.

---------------a few hours later---------------

Byakuya looks annoyed as Yuchiru runs in the Seretei

"Please control yourself, we are on patrol."

"But nothins going on silly."

"That may be but we should be on guard at all times." Suddenly she disappears from his sight only to notice she is on his left shoulder

"What are you doing?!"

"Nothin, Kenny always let me do this"

"Well I'm not Kenpachi so get off!"

"BUT I"M BOORRRREEEEED!!" she wines

"Patrol isn't suppose to be fun." he replies

"Not with you anyway" she pouts with a angry face

"Too bad, now get down already!" he says looking ahead only to hear Yachiru giggling.. He looks over and see's her playing with a hell butterfly. Byakuya gets further annoyed

"Are you listening to me?"

"No! Of course not your boring." she stops laughing as the hell butterfly flies away. Byakuya gets angry then sighs and continues on patrol.

----------------- Back at Sqaud barracks---------------

Byakuya walks then suddenly feels a draft on his lower part of his body. "Why is it cold all of a sudden?" He looks down to notice his pants are lowered. Yuchiru is seen dashing to different spots around him.

"Where is it ?" she asks

"Did you do this?" His voice gets higher in anger

"I don't see it!"

"See what!?"

"The stick up your ass!" she places a finger near her mouth. "Renji said you act this way because it was in your butt, yet I don't see the stick" she looks up as if she is thinking.

Byakuya eye twitches fiercely as he looks down very pissed. "Just pull up my pants will you?"

"Do it yourself Stuck up, I'm thinking of where it could be."

"Why are you calling me stuck up?"

"Thats your nickname Stuck Up."

"No its Captain Kuchiki and yours should be The Pink Haired Cancer" Byakuya mutters as he pulls up his pants. Just as he do the door slides revealing female squad members.

"Hi capt...ain." they both say as they see Byakuya seemingly pulling down his pants instead of up. They blush then notice Yuchiru there in front of him. They scream and blush.

"YOU PERVERT!! showing yourself to a little girl how could you?!" one of them ask.

Byakuya blushes slightly. "Its not what you think."

"Yeah I was looking for the stick in his pants" Yachiru replies

The women get even more disgusted. "You made her look for your?...." one of them says.

"No not at all!"

"So you know where the stick is? Please show me!" Yachiru asks one of the women.

"You seduced her didn't you Captain?

Byakuya sighs. "This is just a misunderstanding, it really is thats all." He says in a sigh.

"Well if you say so but we're watching you." One of the women says as they look at him angrily. Byakuya sighs again "What a day.....".He pulls up his pants blushing a little more after being embarrassed like that. The women walk away and snickers at him. "Some Nobleman!"

"What was that about Stuck Up?" Yachiru asks looking up at him.

"Oh nothing.....just another reason to kill you in your sleep"

Huh?"

"Nothing , nothing" he says shaking his head."Thank god its almost over"

-------------Hours later----------------

The sun is almost set and Yachiru bows towards Byakuya.

"I had funny even tho you were no fun at all"

"I bet you did" he thinks looking down.

"So see ya Stuck up!" Yachiru then runs off into the sunset towards Squad 11 Barracks.

"For the last damn time, its Captain Kuchiki!" Byakuya yells at her. Renji is seen coming back from his exchange.

"So Captain enjoyed your time with Vice Captain Kusajishi?"

"Lets just say disciplinary actions are needed at times during the exchange"

"What do you mean?"

"What does stick in your butt mean to you Renji"

Renji looks surprised. "Uhhh.."

"Scatter senbonzakura"

"OH SHIT!! CAPTAIN WAIT!!!!!....."