Eve and the Leaky Faucet
Written by Velvet Dark 007
A/N- More Insane Madness. I envy Selena Benilo (sic. Sorry) for having all those fics up, so I thought I'd do another short one. Enjoy!
Eve was getting ready for bed. King Golem 9 was in bed, patting the matress to get his girlfriend into bed.
"Come on Eve.... let's make love."
"With you? Hell No." Eve crawled into bed, and abruptly fell asleep. King Golem 9 frowned and went to sleep himself.
"Bitch."
"I HEARD THAT." Eve growled. And so, a restless night began with that.
*LATER*
*DRIP*
*DRIP*
A Leaky Faucet. Eve was awoken by it. It annoyed her.
"Damn faucet." She got up and slimed her way to the bathroom where it was, careful not to wake her baby son (The Powerful Being) in the process.
"There's the faucet. Aya and her husband Pierce must've planned this." Eve mumbled to herself. She turned the knob, and it stopped.
"Good."
*DRIP*
"DAMN!" Eve groaned. She turned the knob again.
*DRIP*
*DRIP*
"DAMN! DAMN IT!" Eve swore again. She slammed the faucet,a nd all was fine....
"Ahhh."
Until...
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA *glug glug*" Eve was drowned by the faucet.
*NEXT MORNING, At the St. Francisis Hospital*
"So... Eve had to get her lungs pumped?" Aya Brea (with Pierce Carradine) asked.
"Yup." King Golem 9 replied.
"DAMN! I was hoping to kill her!" Aya swore.
"There's a lot of use of damn in this fic eh?" Pierce said to Kyle (who was with Jodie and Rupert)
"Yup."
"I'm not dead! That faucet nearly killed me!" Eve said.
"Ma'am, you're not supposed to be out of bed!" Dr. Klamp said to Eve. Eve blew him up.
"I'm fine. Now it's time to exact my revenge on that leaky faucet."
Eve left, and the others shrugged their shoulders.
"She'll never learn."
*End*