O.W.L.s
Ordinary
Wizarding
Levels
N.E.W.T.s
Nastily
Exhausting
Wizarding
Tests
The highest qualification Hogwarts offers. Like I say, they are nasty and exhausting and taken at the age of seventeen. Again, nothing about, picking noses, weather, or royalty. There is a question in here something about How To Lay An Egg… if You're Not Chicken!!
G.N.O.M.Es
Grow
Nastier
Or
Meaner
Exams
A test to prove you are truly evil, no matter what those idiots at school say. Studying for these tests is mush more fun for BAD people, as they know they are getting badder by the minute.
K.A.P.P.A.s
Kannot
Allow
People to
Pass
Anymore
To prove you are NOT a true genius, take the KAPPA exams and try to pass. Not gonna work, even without the Nom-Cheating quills. The only way to pass these test is to be a complete idiot and get every single answer wrong, but the students don't know that, do they? The only test Hermione Granger has ever failed.
D.W.A.G.O.N.s
Durmstrang
Won't
Allow
Good,
Only
Nasty
F.E.R.I.T.T.s
Fail
Every
Round
In
These
Tests
B.U.M.B.L.E.B.E.E.s
Because
Unother
Mad
Blubbering
Loser
Eats
Bacon
Every
Exam
This exam started when a Mad Blubbering Loser ate bacon before an exam, and somehow managed to pass. Now students are ordered to have fried bacon before taking this test. Difficult , as Fashion Freaks will worry to much about pimples from all the fat and grease, and Worry Warts will worry to much about catching Mad Pig Disease for disease-infected bacon, and Nothing Knowers will know absolutely nothing except nothing and worry to much about knowing they know nothing, Greedy Guts will worry about not getting enough bacon, Stupid Spazos will be to full to do anything at all, including worry. Everyone (except the Nothing-Knowers) knows you cannot pass a test if you worry about anything, even if it' just Granny's old walking stick you broke last year and still haven't gotten it fixed
Author's Note:
Think
Of
Some
Other
Stuff
Soon
And post it in a review, perhaps I will publish it, if I ever get around to it. Which I probabl;y will because I'm not a Fashion Freak or Worry Wart or Nothing-Knower or Greedy Guts or Stupid Spazo, and I have nothing to worry about.
