So here it is the beginning of my Father's day ditty. We'll see if it works as well as the Mother one. Please review. It helps so much.

Father?

"Hey there, Sora."

The brunette teenager had thirty seconds to prepare himself. Thankfully, he'd done this enough times to know what to do. His left hand gripped the armrest, the right held the sofa cushion. Then he relaxed his shoulders and closed his eyes.

Kadaj's hand smacked squarely against the top of his head, flattening spikes and causing a ringing in his ears. He laughed as he threw himself in the neighboring chair, legs draped over the side and hand holding up his head.

He continued giggling as he stared at the boy with wide eyes. "Where's Brother?"

Sora slowly opened his eyes. "Sephiroth wanted to talk to Riku about something."

That statement covered both possible 'brother' he could be talking about. Kadaj always knew exactly where Yazoo and Loz were. Sora swore they were psychically linked. Then again, they were technically the same person.

Or something like that.

"What about?" Green-yellow eyes narrowed but that amused grin remained.

"How should I know?"

Kadaj just chuckled some more. "I don't know why Brother likes you. I don't like you."

Sora really didn't care what the lead triplet thought of him. He would be ecstatic if the nutcase ignored his very existence from this moment on. As it was, Kadaj was the only one of all the Jenova brood who truly scared him. The guy was totally insane, a complete whack job. But as long as Kadaj found it amusing to torment him he was safe from real harm.

The smile suddenly disappeared. "In fact, I think you're the reason Mother abandoned us. She was so disgusted by Brother liking you, a stupid human, that she turned her back on all of us."

"Wow." Sora shook his head. "Amazing the power one stupid human has."

Kadaj's pupils became slits. He swung his legs to the front, placing his feet firmly on the floor. He leaned forward, both hands placed on the same armrest as Sora's.

"Knock it off, Kadaj." Riku jumped the back of the sofa to sit beside Sora.

"What did Sephiroth want?" Sora asked, trying to disguise his relief when the crazy one backed away to sit normally in his seat.

"Nothing." Riku gave him a sidelong look that clearly said to drop it.

"What did Brother want?" Kadaj now questioned. "Sharing more secrets with you? Why does he tell you everything? What's so great about you?"

Riku shrugged. "Ask him."

"Kadaj!" Loz followed by Yazoo rushed in. They paused in front of the shoulder length haired one of them, looking confused. "What's a father?"

Riku paled.

Kadaj tilted his head in confusion. "Father?"

"We over heard some children talking of them." Yazoo explained. "It sound's similar to Mother's Day but we do not know what a father is?"

"You don't know what a father is?" Sora laughed in disbelief. Riku smacked his arm. "What?"

Loz turned to the only non-relative in the room. "What is it?"

Riku sighed. "A father is another member of most families. Not every family has one."

"Oh." Loz nodded.

However, Yazoo looked suspicious. So did Kadaj. They glanced at each other and Kadaj raised an eye. Yazoo made a humph, nudged Loz and the two walked off.

Kadaj grinned wickedly. "You're lying again, Brother. The human gave you away. We're going to find out why."

He nearly skipped off.

Riku punched Sora in the shoulder. "Nice going. Seph wanted to keep them from finding out about Father's Day."

"Why?"

"Because technically he's their father!" Riku dropped his head in his hands. "He created them from himself making him their father."

Sora was confused. "Wait, what?"

"Ugh! This is going to end really bad." Riku stood. "Come on. We gotta do something."

"Like what?" Sora followed him.

"No idea but if I don't do something to stop this from going further, Sephiroth will kill me."