Hitler and the NoCo army chapter 1
"What's this document?", Hitler yelled. "For the new army Mein Failure.", said Alfred Jodl. Strange things were happening yesterday to Hitler and his generals. "NoCo, huh?", said Hitler softly. "I hate it. Just demolish the army with bombs. That will do." The newbie, Pvt. Evan, is signing paperwork. "My god, the paperwork. It is so long!", yelled the private. "Get used to it you newbie. You will have to do a lot more then that.", said one of Hitler's generals. "It is not like elemantary school where you share your Pokemon collection. This is the SS. Not some stupid school." Pvt. Evans let those words sink into his mind. And Charmander got to his mind, too. Because why not?
"Heil Mein Failure.", said Hans Krebs. "I will use all my fish and sharks to combat. I got them water tanks too, Mein Failure." Hitler felt like that he needed to punch him right in the face. "No fishes allowed you idiot.", yelled Hitler. Noah from Total Drama led the NoCo army, but Cody, a captain in the SS, was against the NoCo. The always high or drunk general, Burgdorf, is watching porn for some reason. "Turn it off or I will fire you.", said Hitler. "Pvt. Evans is better then you fool and he just started his first flipping day. I am ashamed." Like normal, Burgdorf didn't give a flying flip. "Yodlelady zobba dooba!" screamed Burgdorf. He laughed like a five year old would. "Well, it is 23:12, so get some rest tonight. We are going to invade the NoCo.", said Hitler in a calm manner. "I object to that plan Mein Failure!", yelled out Jodl. "Objection overthrown. Now go to sleep. And tomorrow, the NoCo will be defeated!" To be continued...