Note: I haven't written in a while and with the help of my friend Kylie I am ready to post (yay)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor do I own the songs by Erasure.
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--- I love to Hate you---
Beads of sweat laced his whole body, as his clothes clung to his tanned form. Screaming as a thick substance covered his stomach and pain coursed through his insides. In pain and out of breath the boy fell to the floor panting, while the pale figure looming above him gave a satisfied smirk. Crouching to the ground he brought his gun to the tan boy's blonde head and began to shake his head, beads of sweat flying into the air.
"Come on get up dobe, I can see your exhausted; that and the fact that I won. Let's go."
As the pale boy threw his paint ball gun over his shoulder he smirked, offering a hand to the beaten blonde. Looking up at the offered hand the blonde looked flustered and annoyed. "You cheated Sasuke!!" said blonde accused as he dusted himself off.
"Are you sure you aren't just mad that I won the game Naruto." The pale one speculated as both headed to a near by jeep. The sore blonde muttered something about Sasuke using the shadow jutsu to comer him. Shrugging at the blonde's poor sportsman ship, Sasuke started the car and the two left the paintball arena. A few minutes of smug silence the blonde finally huffed and looked from a bored Sasuke to the interesting landscape flying by. Growing tired of the endless green, he reached for the radio.
"And this week's biggest loser is-"
"Ha, dude you know who juts got his ass beat? N-"
"So you lost a bet, why not take it like a man and-"
"Damn, even the radio is against me." The blonde muttered as he went to change the station yet again.
"Didn't come with a satisfaction guarantee
So I returned them to sender-" Reaching for the "FWD" button the blonde's hand was smacked away. "Oi, what's that for-" he spat rubbing his hand "-that hurt ya know."
All he got in return was a cold glare form Sasuke. "Naruto, hands off dare to change this and you ride on the roof." Sitting back in his seat Naruto scoffed at Sasuke, whose attention had been returned to the road.
"How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you-"
"Oh you have no idea how right you are." Naruto thought to himself; as he returned to looking out the window.
"And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with a satisfaction guarantee
So I returned them to the sender
And a note attached shall read:
How I love to Hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
Oh I love to hate you"
"Tch, this is reading my mind isn't it, Pfft, more or less it's fucking taunting me. Humph, damn you Sasuke." Once the song had ended Naruto took his chances and reached for the 'FWD' button-
"People everywhere
Sense of expectation hanging in the air
Giving out a spark
'Cross the room your eyes are glowing in the dark."
"Damn, this guy again!?" And just as before Naruto's hand was smacked to the side, although this time there was a bit more force than the first time. "Grr; damn it Sasuke! Let me alone, I don't even like this song. And I doubt you do too, bet it's 'cause you know I don't like that 80's shit." Rubbing his now throbbing hand, Naruto was struck with an idea.
"Voulez Vous? (aha)
Aint no big decision (aha)
You know what to do (aha)
Le question c'est voulez vous?"
Resting his hand in his lap, Naruto slowly turned his head towards Sasuke. Slowly he lifted his ocean bright eyes to meet Sasuke's averted coal ones. "Sasuke, that hurt me ya' know. Did I do something wrong to make you that angry? Please tell me Teme." Turning at the unusual frailness and hurt in Naruto's voice Sasuke chanced a look. Immediately he regretted it, he regretted everything; Hitting poor Naruto, being cruel and shooting him in the stomach just to win a pointless game, and putting him through the overly gay music. The sight before him was one of Naruto, looking sadder than a kicked puppy about to be put to sleep. It seemed as if at any moment tears would burst from Naruto's oceanic eyes and drown Sasuke in guilt and remorse for his actions.
"N-naruto I-I didn't mean to-" but he was cut off when he felt an unknown pressure fall into his lap. "U-uh N-naruto?" Forgetting that he was still driving Sasuke was now focused on solemn blonde whose head was layn gingerly in his lap... directly above a slightly problematic area. Looking up at Sasuke with his border-lining-tears-eyes" I brought this upon myself didn't I? I'm sorry teme, how can I make it up to you?" Naruto whispered; Sasuke wasn't sure he heard it over the current droning of the radio.
'Oh dobe, trust me there are so many ways to make it up to m-SHIT!' Sasuke broke away from his thoughts as they were nearly hit by an oncoming semi-truck. Trying to catch his breath Sasuke needed to get off the road and now! As Naruto buried his head in Sasuke's groin an inaudible apology was said. Groaning at the feeling, Sasuke sped up, his heart racing, and the blood flow to his groin growing. "Shit dobe, of all the times for you to do this you choose NOW!!"
---To be continued---