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Warning: This will have fem Slash in it. However brief…. It will be my only Het story… and I am only writing because it is stuck in my head and I must. This story is rated what it is for a reason if you ignore that and my warnings and read something you do not like…. That is your fault. I will warn of scenes that may or may not meet your fancy. Skip them if you must.
Summary: prank war of marauder proportions that goes too far or…. Just plain went wrong. And as things are never normal for Harry Potter they just get worse. These problems include a potion gone wrong, gender bender, fem slash, hardheaded stubborn males, time travel, marauder war, secret books, and more. And not necessarily in that order. For a side note everyone is alive. Well the important people. Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, Remus, Fred, etc. and the war is over! And the Malfoys are spies.
A/N…. I know. Why start another story when I cannot complete the …4… I had to count… other stories I have not completed yet. Let me tell you. If you had a plot bunny consisting of a fem Harry, Sev, Narcissa, Lucius and a despondent Sirius all dancing the can-can until you're laughing because Narcissa can't keep her hands off of 'Sumei and they are all wearing show girl clothes….. You would write it too. That or commit me to the psych ward…. Whichever works… but I hope you enjoy.
Prologue:
The date is November 5th and Hogwarts can't seem to figure out what to do. Her and her inhabitants have front row seats to the weirdest battle they have ever seen. I guess what we need to start off with is this.
On the train to start the new term, Harry sat in a compartment with 5 other people. These 5 people consisted of Hermione Granger. Seventh year, head girl, resident know it all; she was sitting closest to the door with a book in hand. Sitting next to her was her boyfriend Ronald Weasley, local strategist and blockhead to any female and emotion. Harry sat next to him, need I make an introduction? And to Harry's right in the corner seat sat Neville and Luna, The 'dream team' as Harry has been often to call them; Neville with his head in the dirt and Luna with her head in the clouds. In the seat opposite sat the prince of Slytherin, master of 'who needs gel? This is natural.' What I forgot to mention is that they all looked at him; slacked jawed and wide eyed. And he?
Draco Malfoy tried to sit there like he owned the world. But he didn't fool anybody. His back was ramrod straight, his hands fidgeting, his scowl firmly planted, and his eyes shifting from face to face.
"Enough of your crazy fish impressions! It was a simple enough statement. Take it or leave it." Harry Potter took it. Literally. Standing he held out his hand and welcomed Draco in the fold. There was fine print though.
Harry not to let old dogs lay initiated the first part of his plan. Once leaving the train he was glad that Draco had never decided to grow his hair like his father. Because the short Blonde hair now had a red and gold Lion chasing after a yellow and black badger. A green and silver snake made to attack the Badger before a blue and bronze eagle swooped down and snagged the snake before it escaped. In the hall it was very noticeable on the blonde canvas. By the end of the meal everyone had noticed it. Including the brooding blonde himself. But like a Slytherin he had planned and like a Malfoy. He didn't take things lying down.
At the end of the feast he stood and walked over to Harry, sticking out his hand and smiled. Harry took the offering believing that he had won this round. But upon contact his hair turned acid green and unicorn blood silver. Harry laughed.
"So it will last until the feast tomorrow." Draco smirked.
"Oh don't worry. It should fade by the end of the week." He turned to leave the great hall. "See you in class Potter."
Smiling Harry finished his meal before going to bed. He had payback to plan.
The rest of Hogwarts could have shivered if it was possible.
A/N this is just an opener. The next chapter will have actual detail and stuff so don't worry. It should be up by the end of today I'm thinking. It's just something I have to write before I lose it.