Xiaolin TV- Episode One: Introduction to hell.
"Hello!" a man with a large, long, yellow head walked onto the screen, smiling happily. "I'm Grand Master Dashi! Today, I'll be introducing you to the contestants on the newest reality TV series- Xiaolin TV!" he almost shouted, smiling with perfect white teeth. He was standing in front of what looked sort of like an ancient temple. "In fact, here they are now!" he motioned to his left and slowly a group of teenagers began walking on screen.
"Each of our competitors are eighteen years of age, at least, and they've never met each other before today!" Dashi said happily. A boy with long black hair shoved a shorter boy with brown hair, knocking him onto his face and then the boy with black hair snickered. "It looks like they're already making friends, though!" Dashi said, completely oblivious.
"Now, these are, Wuya!" Dashi motioned to a girl with poofy red hair and shining green eyes, who was currently brushing off her long black dress. The girl looked up when she heard her name and she smiled and waved at the camera.
"Omi!" A small boy with a large yellow head walked over toward the camera and gave a peace sign.
"Clay!" A rather big boy with a cowboy hat covering most of his light blond hair looked up from eating a bag of chips to smile a little before returning to eating.
"His sister, Jessie!" A plump girl with a black cowboy hat was applying lipstick when her name was called. She smiled and blew a kiss to the camera.
"Raimundo!" The brown haired boy, who had been shoved, got to his feet and smiled a little at the camera before scowling at the boy who had pushed him.
"Jack!" Next to Raimundo, a boy with spiky red hair. He had a long black trench coat on and goggles on his forehead. He grinned sheepishly at the camera.
"Vlad!" A very big blond boy with bright blue eyes. He was already smiling, but when he heard his name his smile grew.
"Kimiko!" A girl with thin blue eyes and even thinner black eyebrows. Her black hair was in pigtails and when she heard her name, she twitched and smiled nervously.
"Ashley!" A girl with short blond hair, wearing a shirt with cat prints coating it. She smiled at the camera and winked happily.
"Chase!" The boy with the long black hair, who was currently smirking at Raimundo, blinked when he heard his name and looked at Dashi.
"LeMime!" Dashi motioned to an actual mime, to which all the other kids stared and backed away from.
"And lastly, Hannibal!" A boy with a sunburnt nose, standing next to Wuya. He grinned when his name was called, revealing his teeth to be yellow and not too pretty to look at.
"Now that we've met all our competitors, let's explain what they'll be competing for! After several Xiaolin Showdowns, one every episode, we will have one clear winner who will receive one million dollars and the title of Xiaolin Master!" Dashi announced to the camera. The kids, all lined up now, looked at him as he talked.
"You're all being put onto teams, Heylin and Xiaolin," Dashi said, turning to the kids.
"Chase, Raimundo, Kimiko, Jessie, LeMime, and Ashley, you're all on team Heylin!" Dashi announced, "The rest of you are team Xiaolin!" Raimundo groaned when he heard his name called after Chase's and he scowled at him when he heard the taller boy laugh. LeMime was looking around for a moment, before shrugging and pretending to lug a backpack around on his shoulder. Kimiko looked at the three other girls- she felt bad that Wuya was the only girl on the other team.
"Shouldn't the girls be split evenly?" She asked, raising her hand.
Chase snickered at her and mocked, "This isn't high school, goody two-shoes… You don't have to raise your hand." Kimiko's hand flinched, but she quickly turned to scowl at the boy.
Dashi smiled and said, "Nope! We split you up at random!" Kimiko muttered a soft 'oh' and then looked at Jessie and Ashley, who were each commenting on the other's outfits. Jessie's hat had a cat head on it. Kimiko sighed- she wasn't that big on cats…
"Go to your rooms, everyone," Dashi said with a smile, "Master Fung will help you find them. And the guys are on the West side of the temple whereas the girls are on the East."
"Which way's East?" Jack asked, looking at the kids around him. Hannibal groaned.
"The girls are on the East," he grumbled to the red-head. Jack's mouth made a perfect O shape and he nodded.
"Too bad to," Chase commented, smirking at Kimiko, "I would have just loved to sleep next to miss goody two-shoes. Go to bed every night at eight thirty precious?"
Kimiko scowled at him, clenching her fists tightly.
After they had been assigned rooms Dashi had gathered them to explain how the game worked. "Each day two members of a team will compete in Xiaolin Showdowns, unless I say otherwise," he grinned at the mixed reactions to that, "At the end of every day, the teams can choose who they want to vote off, so that that person will no longer have a chance to compete. It does not necessarily have to be whoever lost the Showdown. It could just be whoever you don't like… Sooo…" Dashi saw the pair of glares from Kimiko and Raimundo toward Chase and said, "Try to make friends."
He said that was all for today and let them do whatever they wanted for the rest of their first day. He said the Shen Gong Wu vault was a confessional where they could send shout outs, blow off steam, or whatever. It was also where they would vote. Kimiko hurried down there right away.
She sat on the steps and smiled at the camera. "Hey, this is a shout-out to my papa and Keiko back home in Tokyo! Love you guys! Omigosh, Keiko, did you see some of the guys here? Hot, or what?"
Another confessional cut across, it was Omi, the littlest competitor. "Where is the camera?" he asked, looking around confusedly, "I do not understand…"
A third confessional started, it was Ashley. "Okay, so this place so far really seems to suck. I guess Jessie's pretty cool, but I kinda agree with that Chase kid- that Kimiko girl's kinda a goody goody… Who wants to hang out with a goody goody like her? She's not gonna go far if she doesn't play bad…"
Jack was sitting outside, next to Omi, playing a videogame. Omi was amazed by it and Jack was trying to explain the instructions to him. Raimundo was sitting with Clay and the two were talking about sports. Raimundo was big into soccer, but Clay was saying he liked football more than anything.
Wuya had made quick friends with Ashley, Jessie, Hannibal, and Jack. Currently, she was just hanging out with the girls. Kimiko felt slightly jealous, she was sitting by herself, watching all the new groups of friends. She was usually really good at making friends, but thanks to the comment from the black haired jerk earlier, everyone here thought she was a nerd. Well, except one…
LeMime walked over to where she was and bowed. Kimiko blinked and stared at him confusedly. He waved to the spot next to her and she quickly understood. "Oh, sorry, yeah, you can sit here," she said, scooching a little. He smiled and turned to sit. Kimiko giggled when he purposely waggled his butt before sitting.
"You don't talk at all, huh?" she asked. He shook his head no. Kimiko couldn't imagine that, she needed to talk to communicate things to people. "Are you a mute, or do you not talk because you're a mime and it's fun to act?" she asked after a little bit. He put his hand against his chin for a second before putting up one finger. "So you're a mute," she whispered. He nodded with a friendly smile. "You sure don't seem to upset about it," she said with a little giggle. He shook his head and then grabbed hold of nothing next to his head and as he raised his hands, his mouth raised into a huge grin. Kimiko giggled at him. Normally mimes were creepy, but he was just a kid- he was okay.
After a brief pause, Kimiko asked, "You don't care if I seem like a nerd?"
LeMime hopped to his feet and suddenly he pulled out a pair of enormous glasses. He put them across his nose, made a dorky face, and pretended to write on a chalkboard. Kimiko couldn't help but laugh- that was definitely a no.
After a little bit more of LeMime making silly motions, Omi came over to the two of them, and he too began laughing at his antics. It was weird that a silent kid had brought them together, but once Kimiko got talking to the little guy, she found that Omi was really adorable. Apparently he had been raised away from technology and the modern world, so none of what was around him made any sense. Even though he was eighteen, he seemed like a little kid. Kimiko had officially made two new friends. And at one point when she looked up she saw Raimundo looking at her. When he saw she was looking his cheeks had darkened and he had looked away. Smiling, she had a feeling she'd make another friend soon enough.
When it was time for bed, Kimiko walked toward the East side of the Temple and she noticed immediately that Hannibal and Wuya seemed a little too friendly. She hoped they were just making some sort of pact and not dating, because they both seemed pretty scary. Watching over her shoulder, Kimiko noticed Raimundo smile and wave at her. She waved back and he headed off down to his room.
Kimiko, sitting in the Shen Gong Wu vault for a confessional cut across. "Well, it looks like hormones are already raging here in the Xiaolin Temple…" she said, rubbing a nail file across her hand. She looked up at the camera and grinned, her cheeks blazing, "Oh, come on! He's cute! Can you blame me?"
Dashi swiveled around to face the camera and he said with a laugh, "Well, it seems like some people are becoming more than just friends pretty quickly here. This should be fun…! Stay tuned for the next episode!"
I based this off the Total Drama Series. So no, it's not original. There's going to be more than just RaiKim in this. There's going to be Chuya, Hannuya, Chamiko, ClayKim, Jackley, LeMimiko, Chack, Jessundo, Clashley, and so on. I'm basically smashing all of them together in horrible cheesy romantic situations! And it's up to you voters to decide who you really want to get the hell out, who you desperately want to see hook up, and who you want to see win. (Oh, and if you want some naughtiness, that'd be cool too. Both the lemon kind and the evil manipulating kind.)
Also, anyone else wondering where Chase and Vlad went?