Raihouka mamodo war.

It was a sunny day. Things were looking up…well, at least, Aite was. "What the hell is that?..." looks up at the sky, and a person was falling at breakneck speed, almost on fire."GET OUTTA THE FCKENNN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A small boy smashed into the ground like a meteor and blew back Aite. "HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA?!?!?! CRASHING IN ON ME LIKE THAT!!!!" Aite yelled.

"I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THE FCKEN WAY ON THE FCKEN WAY DOWN BUT YOU DIDN'T FCKEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!," the small boy yelled.

"WELL, I'M SORRY I DON'T USUALLY SEE FLAMING CHILDREN FALL FROM THE SKY EVERY DAY!!!!! AND QUIT SAYING FCKEN YOU FCKEN FCKER!!!"

"NO!" the small boy replied.

"……."

"……." Both of them were silent.

"So, what's up?"

"What's it to you…?" the child replied.

"Huh…? Weird book you've got here…"

"No, wait-"

"Rafaigar-" FWWWWMMMM!!!!! A burst of lightning and fire blasted from the child's hands into Aite's face.

"Niiiiiice. -.-," the small boy said.

"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INSANE BOOK IS THIS?!?!" Aite cried.

"Well, let me explain…" the unknown child told him the whole usual mamodo battle story. "And also…"

"Hm?"

"Theres a war going on. Between fire mamodo and lightning mamodo. A heavy struggle has been put on both sides. This mamodo battle is being used to determine which side wins…"

"Okay…so what side are you on…?"

"There's a problem…"

"What problem?" Aite asked.

"Ugh…" He took a deep breath.

"My name is Shinka Heiyuu. I was born in the middle of the war…"

"So? How does that affect things?"

"No…its more litteral than that. I really was born in the middle of it. As a result, I became a combination fire and lightning mamodo."

"Wait, so you're, like, neutral?"

"Yes…if there is to be any peace, I have to win the mamodo battles."

"Okay then."

"Eh?"

"What are you waiting for? Let's go hunt down some mamodo!"

"Heh! Alright!" The two walked outside. They were suddenly stopped by a teenage mamodo, with a blank look on his face.

"Who are you?!"

"I am Kouji Yashamura. And I'm here to burn your book! Dakku!"

"Let's go! Saberuk!" Kouji's arm became covered in gold and gray armor and he punched Shinka.

"AAAUGH!!!!" Shinka got thrown back by the powerful hit. "Aite! Read the spell!"

"…….." Aite just stood there, staring.

"Aite! AGH!!!" Shinka was punched again.

"Heh! Easy!" Kouji raised his fist one more time.

"AITE!!!!"

What's wrong with Aite? Will Shinka lose his first battle? Was this episode too short? Why am I asking so many questions? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!!!!...uhh, I mean, Raihouka mamodo war!!!!