A/N: um... this is my first story XDDD lol be nice plz!! reviews&comments r apprcieated
One day in the club room Kyon was playing checkers with Itsuki. It was very boring and Kyon thought that Yuki was lucky because she had a book to read so she wasn't caught playing a boring game with Itsuki who was psychic so he won all the time.
"Kyon why do you look so bored?" said Itsuki because Kyon looked bored.
"I don't know I was just thinking about Mikuru..." trailed off Kyon.
"What about her?" asked Itsuki.
"I wonder how it feels like to be a girl." said Kyon.
"Me too, but don't be one!" shouted Itsuki.
"Why not?" asked Kyon.
"Because then I wouldn't be able to do this." said Itsuki and he leaned over to plant a kiss on Kyon's lips. It felt really good and Kyon was just about to use tongue when...
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" screamed Haruhi as she burst through the door. "KYON!! ITSUKI!! WHAT!!"
"It's not what it looks like Haruhi!" said Kyon.
"He's tired of your fat ass bitch." said Itsuki.
"SHUT UP ITSUKI YOU FAGGOT!!" screamed Haruhi. "YUKI!! CAN YOU TURN KYON INTO A GIRL SO ITSUKI WON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S GAY?"
Yuki nodded and muttered something... "Exlermius, feminus, kyonius!"
A bright light engulfed the rooma .
"Ugh... where am I." muttered Kyon. His chest felt very heavy... oh my god, he had boobs! "AHHHH HARUHI WHAT DID YOU DO!?" demanded Kyon.
"You're boobs are bigger than Mikuru's!" screamed Haruhi. "That's not fair, Kyonko!"
"...Kyonko?" asked Kyon, now dubbed Kyonko.
"Hahahaha Itsuki, now you can't kiss her because you don't like girls!" taunted Haruhi.
"You can't make her put her non-exsistant dick in your vagina either, ass-cunt." retorted Itsuki.
Haruhi suddenly realized the truth. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" she shouted. "Yuki!! Make Kyonko a boy again!!"
"I cannot do that." said Yuki.
"Why not you book-reading bitch!!" demanded Haruhi.
"Because I--" but she was cut off because suddenly an earthquake struck the room.