AN: slight OC-ness, as to be expected of a CRACK-fic LOL … I wanted to write this up for some time now, it's pure brotherly fluffy silliness. It doesn't handle their Hunting side, just a big brother... giving... brotherly advice.

Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or any of its amazing characters or related themes. This is purely FANfiction.

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... Sam is 14 and Dean is 18.

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Things a guy just needs to do...

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"Sam, there are things a guy just needs to do…"

At one point you're going to wear a chick's outfit. By choice, by dare… or just because it was lying around and you just wanted to see what it feels like.

At one point you are going to get kicked in the balls, that's just life.

One morning you're going to get some weird urge to mix everything in your fridge together, trying to find out what it would taste like when you mix pickles, leftover jell-o, peanut-butter and chicken-kebabs… and you'll regret it. But you will make a mental note to try a different combo next time. And there will be a next time.

When –not IF- you get cut while shaving in the morning… the best excuse is "I was skateboarding" … but all girls just KNOW the truth.

Whether it be now or in ten years, you will discover the joys of using the word 'profound' or 'dude' or 'gnarly' or any of the 80's vocab that made it through the 90's. And you will abuse it's awesome power for probably five years too long before moving on. That's normal.

You have to dive into the shallow end of the pool –on purpose or accident. That, or get smacked in the skull with a shovel by a poltergeist... All guys need to have a concussion at least once… it's good for the brain.

You'll have to try "ramp"-ing over something at one point or another. Be it a short ramp, trying to fly over your Optimus Prime-or a willing and brave best friend- with your bike. Or a big-ass 20-foot-ramp across six cars… Unless you're going to make that your job one day, failure is just as awesome as the success.

Wipeout. Face-first.

Go into the girls' bathroom. (Again: dare or by morbid curiosity). You'll never believe the rows of salons and manicure-stations they fit into a thirty-by-thirty space. Oh, and by the way, don't ask the Principle of the school to install cappuccino machines in the boy's bathroom too...

Two words: reverse engineering.

Fix it. No matter what it is. It doesn't always work afterwards, but installing oscilloscopes and volt-meters boots up the chick-magnet rating by at LEAST 80%. Yes, even if it is a clock.

You will wake up one morning and EVERYthing WILL go wrong. From tying your shoes to starting your car. And then, when you make it to your school/workplace/club/etc.. possibly looking a little worse than shit. And then, the hottest girl around will be walking right past you at that moment. Flash her a smile, Sammy. She'll ask you if you're OK. And then, suddenly you will be.

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Thanks for reading!... just to be clear... we ALL know Dean will mess with Sam whenever he gets the opportunity... especially when it comes to the girls' bathroom :DD