AN: There's no excuse for this, other than this was created out of sheer boredom. Please read and review. Flames will be cheerfully ignored. haha. I'd also like to give special thanks to animegirl162, Greendragonsheart, solantap, Minnieshon, Super Saiyan 4 Sa'ad, and Bardocksbabe11819 all for being kind enough to leave reviews for my previous stories. Thanks you guys!
Disclaimer: "I do not own DBZ or any of its astounding characters, Akira Toriyama does-"
Nappa: "Oh get on with it, will ya?"
Raditz: "Don't interrupt her, she has to do it".
Me: "Thank you, Raditz".
Nappa: "Kiss up".
Raditz: "Do we have to fight about this, Nappa?"
Nappa: "Ha, you got nerve, a third class piece of crap like you challenging me".
Raditz: "Okay, that's it!"
Me: "Raditz, don't do it, don't-Nappa stop! Both of you stop it!"
(Saiyansweetheart walks over and knocks Raditz and Nappa's heads together)
Raditz: "OW!"
Nappa: "What was THAT for?"
Me: "Both of you sit down, shut up, and let the people read the story".
Nappa/ Raditz: "Yes ma'am".
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Nappa and Raditz had been away on a mission for Frieza and had no knowledge of their home planet's desruction at the hands of Frieza himself.
The two Saiyan pods rushed through space then came to an abrupt halt and sat floating in the middle of space.
"De-activating hibernation sequence. Coordinates: 0073364 , location: Planet Vegeta", the onship computer stated. Fifteen-year-old Raditz rubbed his eyes and shook himself awake. Why was he floating out in space instead of having landed on Planet Vegeta? "Computer, check coordinates", Raditz demanded. "Coordinates 0073364, Planet Vegeta. Coordinates confirmed", replied the computer. Something was horribly wrong, Vegeta's sun was still there and so were the familiar constellations. But the planet itself was GONE!
"Nappa, wake up!" the long-haired Saiyan screeched.
Nappa: Aww, Mom I don't WANNA train today".
Raditz: "Nappa? Nappa wake up!"
Nappa: "Five more minutes, Mom!"
Raditz: Wake the HFIL up!"
Nappa: "This better be good, you miserable third class! What is it?"
Raditz: "The planet's GONE, Nappa! Planet Vegeta...It's disappeared?"
Nappa: "Whaddya mean IT'S GONE?"
Raditz: "I double-checked our coordinates, I even checked for a computer error. The planet has somehow freakin disappeared!"
Nappa: "Oh great, you went and lost it!"
Raditz: "WHAT!"
Nappa: "If you'd put things back where you originally found em, they'd be there when you looked for them later".
Raditz: "What the HFIL! Come on, Nappa THINK!"
Nappa: "Duhhhh..."
Raditz: "Never mind! Why did I even suggest that? Seriously Nappa, how would I move an ENTIRE PLANET?"
Nappa: "How the hell should I know, Raditz? Do I look like a transport and legistics officer?"
Raditz smacked himself in the forehead. "WHY ME?"...
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