Jackie Chan Bandicoot Adventures
Once upon a time Jackie Chan was on Tinder hunting for treasure. He wasn't having any luck! Jackie Chan was on the couch and Uncle and his friend's Crash Bandicoot and Aku Aku were watching Neil Breen videos on YouTube.
"Boogada Boogada!" shouted Aku AKu.
"Right!?" Shouted Uncle. Jackie, what's the matter? You look sad."
"I've been on Tindah looking fo vewwy hot, girlfriend but I'm getting no matches!"
"Jackie, let me tell you somethin' about the good ol' days. We never had these fancy tiddy apps. I had no matches either. But I fucked bitches till I got the herps." Uncle explained.
"Yo Uncle, I have a crazy idea bro. Bro, what if we took lil Chan to see some tiddies?" Crash Bandicoot shouted as he injected his steroids into his butt hole. AHHHHHH YEAH BABY! LETS GO SEE TIDDIES.
Oh noooo, that isn't necessary. I just want to make vewwy hot girlfriend. I will see tiddies when we are weady.
Uncle leaned over and whispered to Crash Bandicoot.
"He need to see some tiddies." Crash nodded in agreement.
The gang of four walked out of the door on a quest to find Jackie Chan some tiddies. They walked all night for the tiddies. The tiddies were never found.
"We've been a damn night and we aren't finding any tiddies. Sorry Jackie." Said Uncle.
"It's okay… I will find tiddies another way. I will find tiddies through true love." Jackie told his pals.
Jack Chan phone chirps. COULD IT BE? DOES JACKIE CHAN HAVE A TINDER MATCH?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE BANDICOOT ADVENTURES OF JACK BLACK!