MY DAD AS A TEENAGE ROCKSTAR ROBOT:

Light found young William Zilla as he slowly emerged from the dark depths of the peerless deep sea.

"What happen" William exclaimed.

Unbeknownst to him he was being carried upward by jet-fueled rocket boots.

"It is I Willy" said a cold voice in a harsh, robotic tone.

"No, it can't be..." William bellowed.

"Yes."

"FAAAAAAAAAAATHER!"

CUT TO BLACK.

William awoke in his bed chamber the next day, it was bright and dreary with a chance of meatballs.

Willy's bitch ass older sister Serenity and hot chakra mom Crystal ran into the room together.

"What ails you my son" said Crystal, "My supernatural spiritual resonance is sensing you are distraught."

"He's probably just dreaming about how its his stressful first day of school today in Silent Springs," Serenity scoffed. "Hope he wet the bed."

William emerged from the bed angrily, "No it was father! He came back to us!

"Hush my son," Crystal said. "You know good and well that your father died in a tragic rock concert fireworks show gone awry."

Willy turned to Serenity, now in tears.

"If only we had known that the stage directors and the government had planted illegal Mexican fireworks at the base of the Union Square Festival Mall Stage – then he... Then he-" Serenity couldn't bare to go on and ran out the room.

"I guess we all just need to move on now," said Krystal, calmly but still sad.

"I better get ready for school." Said Willy, nervously.

Willy walked to the bus stop like a normal kid.

"This is where Dad would have walked me to, on my first day of school... If he were still alive today."

Willy sighed.

"I must do my best to honor him."

Suddenly a loud explosion was heard in the near distance. A giant unidentified flying monster emerged from the Earth's core.

"Willy!" a voice cried in the distance.

Willy turned to see his two best friends Alyssa and Quincy running towards him.

"Thank goodness you're okay!"

"Whats going on here, Dawg?!"

Willy ran back to them amidst a crowd of pedestrians.

"I don't know whats going on" he balked, "But we'd better get out of here before that monster destroys us!"

Suddenly, a loud jet-fueled rocket boost was heard in the distance.

Willy, Quincy, and Alyssa gasped as a hulking robotic figure flew above them, glistening in the sunlight.

Willy's eyes widened.

"That robot... Looks like my Dad!"

"What in hell's name are you talking about Willy?!" cried Alyssa.

"Thats right, homie. Your dad died in a tragic rock concert accident you said." Verified Quincy.

"I know that, but I need to see for myself!" Willy banished Alyssa and Quincy away from him and ran after the dad robot.

The robot fought valiantly against the Earth monster and slayed it, saving millions of lives.

"D-Dad!" Willy exclaimed.

The robot turned slightly to William, revealing itself to be, in fact, a teenager.

"Dad! Its really you! I knew you couldn't have been dead! I dreamed that you saving me from drowning!"

The robot nodded sympathetically at Willy.

Suddenly a voice shot across the distance.

"That's enough XJ9. You've done enough."

Willy turned and saw a crotchety old Grandma who looked like she stepped out of a 1950's time machine standing before him.

"XJ9?!" Willy bellowed.

The teenage robot dad returned to her master.

"This is my robotic teenage daughter, Jennifer," said the old disgusting hook-nosed witch. "Your father died in a tragic rock concert accident. We watched it on the news, the whole world was shocked."

"But I..."

"Your life is a lie, child. There is no mercy left here for you."

Willy cried deeply as the old woman and her robotic teenage dad soldier flew away.

There were no words left.

THE END.