Hello everyone! Gamemaker here, and I'm here to drop a flaming branch in a forest! Anyways, here's something I've been working on for a while! It is called Harry Potter and the Comedy Crew. It's basically a long series of shorts with certain humor aspects to it. Here's the first on that came in mind to me, and that is: What's Ron's Biggest Fear?

What's Ron's Biggest Fear?

"Weasly, Ronald"

Ron walked into the door, knowing that he was 99.99999999% likely to fail. When he walked in, he was more scared of what he saw than what was about to come. He saw the guy with black hair, kinda like Harry's. But his was straight, and his face was slightly wrinkled. Ron couldn't move as he saw what scared him the most as a child, and to this very day. "Come and sit down", Charlie said.

When Ron was little, a wizard created a time traveling device and came back with a disc and a giant, flat platter. His dad ended up getting it, and he worked and worked and worked to get that thing fixed. He eventually finished it, and found a thing Muggles call a VCR, and put the disc in there. There was this guy who looked older, and he scared the living daylights out of Ron because of his hairdo. He had straight, dark grey hair, and a devilish grin. He scuttled out of the room after the first 15 seconds.

Right as he was about to sit down, he woke up.

"It's time to change into our robes." Harry said.

But when he looked up, instead of Harry was Charlie Sheen. When he looked over at Hermione, he also saw Charlie Sheen. He went into a mass state of panic, because everyonw on the train had turned into Charlie Sheen.

Suddenly, he woke up again.

"Time to get our robes on." he heard Harry say. Thankfully, when he looked up, nobody was Sheen. He went and had a good evening until:

"Students, may we welcome our new DADA Professor, Prof. Sheen!"

"Damn."

That is more or less how it's gonna go. But I need some ideas from YOU! Yes that's right, you, and you, and you! So any ideas welcome. And constructive criticism.

Also, here's a little challene for you:

I hate cows

I love those Goldwn Apples

I need dat Iron Sword!

Who am I?

Yeah, I know I suck at poems, but this is a famous Minecrafter. Put your answer in your comment!

Disclaimer: I do not own Charlie Sheen or Harry Potter.