It was a sunny day in Konohagakure and our big hero Naruto was doing what he usually does when he's not training. That is of course eating at Ichiraku.
"Give me another bowl of miso-ramen please Oji-san" said Naruto.
The ramen was served after 4 minutes of gruesome waiting. And Naruto was happily slobbering them away. This gave Teuchi Ichiraku enough time to talk to his number one customer. "It sure has been a long time huh Naruto" the ramen chef asked. " Ye!, I think its been more then 3 years".
You see our Naruto was just back from his training trip with Jiraiya-sama. And after meeting Sakura at the gate and reporting to Baa-chan. He went to his home away from home Ichiraku's . "So you met any of your friends yet Naruto?"
"Nope but I am goanna walk around town and try to see if I can find some of my friends."
Walking through town Naruto got the strange feeling he was being followed. So he decided to lay a trap for his pursuers. "Kage bunshin no jutsu" he whispered and created a clone to keep walking on the same path he was walking while he waited for the enemy to pass by.
He went around the corner! She thought "He is so handsome!, I got to go and say hi to him."
"But what if he doesn't remember me" She was so busy with this inner turmoil she didn't see him make the clone. And silently followed him to the other corner.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!". Screamed Naruto at the top of his voice. But all he could see was empty air. He looked around because he was sure he caught the assailant red handed. But there was no one there!. Finally given up Naruto walked away.
At least he tried to because he tripped over something. He got up and went to see what caused him to trip. To his surprise it was a girl and a very hot one too!. He shook her to get her to wake up. After a minute or two she opened her eyes and Naruto stared into the most beautiful two eyes he ever saw. They were clearly Hyuuga bit not creepy white ones like Neji's but these had a beautiful purple hue in them. He got only a glimpse of them because after a second of gazing. The two orb's of beauty disappeared again. The girl had fainted again.
Now we all know that Naruto is a little bit dense but he had a strange feeling that this situation was very familiar. He started to think back to the times girls fainted around him and came to a surprisingly quick decision: It was Hinata!.
And Naruto was absolutely right. The poor girl followed her crush from the moment he set foot in the city. She was actually the first that saw him because she used her Byukugan to see if her crush was coming.
But Naruto's moment of clarity wasn't over just yet. Why does she faint around me all the time. I guess I scared her today but she use to faint on me all the time back in the old days. And then it hit him like a brick. Hinata Hyuuga the princess of the most important clan in Konoha was in love with him Uzumaki Naruto. Now a normal person would be very happy to find out someone was in love with them but you see my faithful readers Naruto is a little bit off.
Two little creatures appeared on his shoulders. The bolder one was red and had this little fork thing in his hands. It was always the first to talk and this time it said: "That fainting is F awesome! Lets see how much time we can make her faint!"
Now on a normal person the other creature would say something like "No that's not nice She is such a nice girl". And on a normal person this creature would be angelic with little angel wings and a halo. Because Naruto's fuzzy problems his wasn't an little angel. No his other creature was very small had 2 pointy ears and nine tails.
And of course this kitsunisch creature didn't say anything like the angel would. No it said "That would be awesome! You know what Naruto Ill make you a bet! For every 10 times you make her faint I will give you a reward.
Now Naruto wasn't a bad person and he didn't feel like teasing Hinata at all she was so nice to him all the time! But then the kitsune opened his mouth again "Your first reward will be an S-rank jutsu" Now bribing Naruto is very easy but bribing Naruto with a jutsu is like taking candy from a baby.
"DEAL ! "