A Insanity Called Being a Pokemon Ranger

Summary: Yoshino didn't originally plan on becoming a pokemon ranger… she rather treated it as a way to get rid of boredom. She didn't know half of the craziness that came with the job, though. OcxKellyn, OcxKeith, OcxIsaac, OcxRhythmi, lots of insanity, and is a basic re-write of the Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia game.

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Chapter 1: Exam passed, Rival met, Shoes untied

"Congratulations, you four! You all pass with top marks!" The Teacher said happily, as the last person finished, sighing as she stood up right, looking slightly bored. Four people stood there looking blankly at the teacher, all with a different kind of blank.

The oldest one had orange hair, and green eyes. Her hair reached the end of her back, and she had bangs that framed her face, and curled. She was the tallest, and oldest out of the four, being 14 instead of 13. She wore the girl's uniform, and her face held a look of boredom, only being there because her two sisters and their friend dragged her with them. She was actually part African, which gave birth to her name, Camilie.

The second oldest one had tan hair, all tied back in a puffy ponytail on the back of her head, with clear blue eyes. Her skin was tan, and it was obvious she was not completely Japanese, like her older sister Camilie. In fact, her, Camilie, and their other sister all had different mothers, her own happened to be American. Her name was Eden. Her face showed slight excitement, having always wanted to become a pokemon ranger. She was 13.

The second youngest was not related to the rest of the group, but happened to be friends with the three girls. He was the only boy out of the four who agreed to attend Ranger school together, and he was probably the most odd looking. He had electric blue hair, with yellow bangs that fell in to his bright blue eyes, his skin pale. He was obviously completely Japanese, and seemed proud to be the only boy there. His name was Hikaru. His face showed obvious smugness, having scored highest, tied with his best friend, and the youngest of the group.

The youngest was a girl with short hair that reached her chin, which was black. She spiked the ends out, and her bangs fell over the bridge of her nose, so you could still see her dead black eyes. Her skin was pale, like Hikaru's, and she was related to Camilie and Eden, and they were sisters. Her face was blank, crossed with boredom, much like Camilie's. She had scored highest on the entrance exam, tying with Hikaru, followed closely by Eden, and then Camilie, who wanted to be an operator anyways. Her name was Yoshino.

"Welcome to ranger school!" The teacher said, starting to ramble about a secret society, but no one actually listened, and then all of a sudden, everyone in the room turned, to see a lady. She was quite pretty, and had red hair.

"I'm glad to hear you all passed." She said, smiling happily, as the group just stared at her, but she continued on anyways. "I'm Ms. April, and I'll be your teacher from now on here at Ranger school…. Well, only for two of you. The school decided to split you guys up evenly." Ms. April explained, and the group nodded. "Turns out Yoshino and Hikaru will be in my class, Eden and Camilie will be in mine." Everyone nodded, and Ms. April nodded back.

"Well, let's go drop off Eden and Camilie at their classroom, then I'll escort you two to mine, okay?" Everyone nodded, and started filing out the room, when Ms. April looked down at Yoshino's shoes.

"Uh… Yoshino, sweetheart, your shoes are untied." "I'll tie it later." Yoshino replied, and Ms. April nodded, and off they went.

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"Hello, everyone! We have two new students!" Ms. April called to the class, as everyone seized up the two new student, Hikaru standing up there and grinning, while Yoshino stood there, a stoic face upon her. "They've transferred from the Sinnoh region, actually, and they've both been pokemon trainers, and have beaten the Sinnoh league!" Everyone stared in awe at the two ex-trainers.

"Hey, where are your pokemon now?" A random girl from the class asked, as Hikaru grinned. "After us and our friends finished our journey, we decided to move to the Almia region for a change of scenery, and to get away from the normal life." Yoshino nodded in agreement. "Our friend, Momo, moved here with us, and we all bought a farm-house together with the money we had from our journeys. Now, Momo takes care of our house."

"Our pokemon are currently with our families back in Sinnoh…" Yoshino said, and everyone nodded in understanding. Then Ms. April shushed the class.

"I'm Hikaru! I'm thirteen, and looking forward to class with all of you!" Hikaru said, bowing, as most of the girls sighed in obvious ecstasy. Apparently, his different looks passed as cute in the classroom.

"I'm Yoshino, I'm thirteen, and I hope that you'll all treat me kindly." Yoshino said, bowing, and one kid raised his hand. "Yes, Keith?" said, as he looked at Yoshino's shoes. "Yoshino does know her shoes are untied…. Right?" He said, as Yoshino sighed, and said aloud, "I'll tie them later." Everyone nodded, and then spoke up.

"Now… Hikaru, you can sit next to Rhythmi, since Mitzi just quit…" said, pointing to a blonde-haired girl, who raised her hand and smiled brightly, so Hikaru could spot her easily. He grinned, 'Wow, what a pretty girl! And I get to sit next to her!' He cheered in his mind, trotting happily to his seat, and sitting.

"And Yoshino, you can sit in between Kellyn and Keith." Yoshino looked over to the two boys, Keith grinning for some weird reason, and Kellyn holding a genuine smile. Okay… weird. She walked over quickly, sitting in between the two, sighing. She knew this was going to be a long school experience.

"Ding-dong!" The bell rang, and everyone got up and ran out of the classroom, except for Rhythmi, Hikaru, Kellyn, Yoshino, and Keith. "Lunch break!" Keith whooped, as Rhythmi sighed, bonking him over the head. "I'm Rhythmi!" Rhythmi introduced herself happily. "I'm here to become an operator!" She said happily.

"I'm Kellyn." Kellyn said, smiling. "I'm here to be a Ranger, no duh." He said, and then Keith butt in. "I'm Keith, and I'M also here to be a ranger…. You're looking at the best damn one you'll ever see!" He said, grinning, as Hikaru and Yoshino nodded.

"Nice to meet you." Hikaru said.

"Well, shall we? I wanna give you guys a tour of the school!" Rhythmi said, excited, as Keith looked at Rhythmi bored. "What are you, the welcome committee?" Keith said dryly, as Rhythmi shot him a glare.

The five all stood up, and Kellyn, who had completely not paid attention to anyone's questions about the two transfer students, looked down at Yoshino's shoes, and blinked. "Uh…. Yoshino, your shoes aren't tied." He stated, as Yoshino growled. "I said I would tie them l-"

Yoshino fell face-first to the ground, having tripped over her shoes laces.

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Hey, Yoshino-san here. As you can obviously tell, I am /not/ a pokemon writer, at all. I'm just writing it for the fun of it, so yeah… and I just got the new Pokemon rangers game. I of course tweaked the story line to fit the five characters I threw in there, along with Kellyn. So is will NOT be the same exact story line as in the game, only loosely based on the story line.

Also, I will not be updating this all that much, as this is meant to be humor, and if you read all my other Naruto fanfictions, you'll find I'm more of a tragedy writer than humor, so I'll only write when I get ideas. Plus, I only write humor when I'm ticked, so… yeah, don't yell at me if I don't update much.

WARNING- Flames will be used to roast Marshmallows with.

WARNING- Slight, well hidden spoilers hidden throughout story for those who haven't played and beaten Pokemon Ranger- Shadows of Almia.

DISCLAIMER- I'm just gonna say it hear, I do NOT own Pokemon, the pokemon company, Nintendo, ect. Ect. If I did, I wouldn't be poor, would I?

WARNING- If you are a person who likes quick updates, prepare to be disappointed.

Reminder- Review, I like feedback on how to improve my writing, or how to make my OCs seem more realistic.

AND ALSO- If I get any names wrong, misspell anything CONSISTANTLY- I don't only misspell it once throughout the chapter, or anything else comes up, please leave the right way in a review or something, I'm not all that in to Pokemon anymore, and am writing this for fun.

And remember- I give cookies to those who review.

-Random Wonderment of the Day- Have any of you heard of Mayday Parade...?