10 years ago: 2039
Lisa and Hugh were in their new house back in Royal Woods, Michigan.
Lisa was pregnant and feeling really anxious.
Lisa: Hugh, I just realized. This baby NEEDS to have the same brain as me.
Hugh: And why?
Lisa: Think. If the baby turns out to be like Leni...or Darcy...or worse...then I'd be totally miserable!
Hugh: That's not good.
Lisa: Right?
The doorbell rang.
Lisa: Hugh, would you get that?
Hugh: Gladly.
He went to the door and opened it.
David's brother, Robert, and his boyfriend, Riley came in.
Lisa: Robert! Riley! What's new? I hadn't seen you since the wedding when you baked our wedding cake.
Hugh: It was delicious...I think. I don't really know. DAVID wrecked it.
Lisa: David...didn't mean any harm. I guess he still has a crush on me still.
Lisa blushed while Hugh rolled his eyes.
Robert: Yeah. We need your help.
Lisa: What is it?
Riley: We want a kid.
Robert: Yeah! We cooked for a kid's birthday party...
Riley: They LOVED our cheap Burger King replica meal.
Lisa: Is that so?
Robert: Yep! So we've been thinking...
Riley: If we had a kid...
Robert: We'd cook for them all the time!
Lisa: And? Just adopt one.
Robert: We'd LOVE to...
Riley: But it's expensive...
Robert: And there's a lot of paperwork.
Riley: And we want our kids to really come from us.
Robert: But because we're a gay couple and can't reproduce...
Riley: We thought you'd have an idea, Lisa.
Lisa: Gladly. Step into my lab.
Lisa went to her secret lab downstairs in the basement.
Robert and Riley followed.
Lisa: You see, I was planning on creating android kids to populate the world when I finally rule it.
Robert: Yeah? And how will that help us?
Lisa: Oh...well. You shall see in about 9 months.
Robert: Okay.
Lisa: In the meantime, you two enjoy yourselves. Travel the world. Make memories. Eat a little.
Riley: I don't know.
Lisa: Don't worry. David will help me.
Robert: In that case...this should be interesting.
Lisa: It will be.
A week later, Lisa and David were in the lab working on an android kid for Robert and Riley.
David: I have both of Robert and Riley's DNA.
Lisa: Wow! How'd you get that?
David: Let's just say...I snuck into their apartment while they were sleeping and gave them a little haircut.
Lisa: Did you really?
David: Please. It was just a little strand.
Lisa: Okay. Let's get to work.
David: Gladly.
9 months later...
Robert and Riley came to Lisa's house.
Lisa: Prepare to be amazed.
Robert: It's done already?
Lisa: Yep! Also, in the meantime...MY baby finally came.
Hugh was holding a baby boy.
Lisa: Yep. Introducing, Hugh Jr.
Robert: He's so cute.
Riley: Yeah! Now about our baby?
Lisa: Just come downstairs. You'll see what a masterpiece he is.
They went down to the basement.
Lisa: Please meet your new android offspring. He is just like a regular baby. He can wet, poop, eat, bathe, and so, so much more. He grows up, too.
Robert: Wow! So he won't be a baby forever?
Lisa: Nope! Also I took the liberty in naming him.
Robert: That won't be necessary.
Riley: Yeah. On the ride over, we already thought of a name.
Robert and Riley (in unison): Ricky.
Lisa: Okay then. Great name! I would've chose Roman.
Robert: Let us handle the names. Okay?
Lisa rolled her eyes.
Lisa: Okay.
Robert: Well. Riley and I must go show Ricky our new home!
Riley: So, we'll see ya.
Lisa: Okay! Bye!
Robert and Riley left.
3 years later: 2042
Lisa was on the couch and was pregnant again.
The doorbell rang.
Lisa: Dang. I'm feeling a bit of deja vu here.
Hugh: I know right?
Hugh went to the door and opened it.
Robert and Riley entered.
Lisa: Okay. What is it this time?
Robert: Your android creation was a success!
Riley: Yep. Ricky's growing and thriving.
Robert: Problem is... We want another baby.
Riley: PLEASE work your magic like you did three years ago!
Lisa: Very well. Hugh Jr started kindergarten today due to his advanced mind. So I'd be glad to produce yet another android baby.
Robert: Yay!
Riley: But this time, we wanna watch.
Lisa: Hmmm... Interesting proposal. I'm not used to working in front of an audience.
Robert: So?
Lisa: I'll have to sleep on that. Come by later.
Robert: Okay, then.
Riley: Whatever you say.
Robert and Riley left.
Lisa (to herself): Perfect. Now David and I can work without interruptions.
Hugh overheard from the other room.
Hugh: DAVID?
Lisa giggled to herself.
Lisa (to herself): I guess I shouldn't had said that out loud.
Hugh (from other room): Ya think?
9 months later...
Lisa completed the second android baby.
Lisa: Success! Robert and Riley will love this!
Unlike Ricky, the other baby was crying and all fussy.
Lisa: This...should be interesting.
Lisa shrugged and headed to Robert and Riley's house.
Moments later, she arrived.
Lisa: I have your baby.
Robert: Yay! He's so cute!
Riley: Right?
The android baby began screaming.
Robert: Lisa...what did you do?
Lisa: Nothing! I swear!
Riley: Whatever. Nothing a little daddy's cooking can't fix.
Lisa: Okay. I wish you the best of luck. Later.
Lisa left.
The baby still kept screaming.
Robert: What do we do?
Riley: I don't know! This will be impossible!
All night long, the baby still kept screaming.
Riley: Wow. What's his deal?
Robert: I know. We forgot to name him.
Riley: Well, duh! We should name him...
Robert and Riley (in unison): Roger!
The baby stopped screaming.
Robert: Phew!
5 years later: 2047
Ricky and Roger grew up considerably. They were off to their first day of school.
Robert: Okay. You two ready?
Ricky: Yes, Dad. I am.
Robert: Good!
Roger: Well, I'M too good for school!
Riley: Oh really?
Roger: Yeah! My job in the future doesn't require school.
Robert: And what's that?
Roger: A couch potato! Hello!
Riley whispered to Robert.
Riley: I knew this one would be a problem...
Robert: Right? Not much we can do, though.
Ricky turned to Roger.
Ricky: If you come to school, I wouldn't be so alone.
Roger: What. Ever. I plan on flying solo my whole life with people wrapped around my finger.
Ricky: Ugh! Come on!
They went out the door.
Robert: They grow up so fast!
He started to cry.
Riley: I know right!
Meanwhile, Ricky and Roger reached Royal Woods Elementary.
Ricky: You're in the kindergarten class, Roger. Just please be good.
Roger (sarcastically): Oh, I'll be good!
Ricky rolled his eyes and walked away.
Roger entered his kindergarten class.
Roger noticed a pretty girl with brown hair.
Roger: Saaaayyy...
Roger went up to her.
Roger: You look fine.
Girl: Excuse me?
Roger: You heard me.
A blond haired girl went up the brunette and grabbed her arm.
Girl: Come on, Alicia. Let's get away from that jerk.
Alicia: Gladly!
Roger frowned and sat down in the back of the room.
Meanwhile, in the 3rd grade classroom...
Ricky went to the front row.
A brown haired boy in glasses sat down next to Ricky.
Boy: You must be new here. I'm Hugh Jr.
Ricky: Nice to meet you.
The teacher, Stella, went to the front of the room.
Stella: Looks like we have a new student.
Ricky gulped and got up.
Ricky: Yeah. I've been homeschooled. I...have two dads.
Some kids in the back were whispering.
Ricky: Yeah. Not a big deal. But...uh...I'm glad to be here.
Ricky sat back down.
Hugh Jr whispered to Ricky.
Hugh Jr: Do you really have two dads?
Ricky: I do. You should come over sometime.
Hugh Jr: I dunno. I'll have to ask my parents.
Ricky: Okay then.
After a while, school let out.
Ricky and Roger arrived home.
Robert and Riley were baking cookies.
Robert: Sooooo? How was your day?
Ricky: Awesome!
Roger: BORING!
Robert: Well, we made cookies!
Ricky: Oh yes!
Roger: Awesome!
The boys grabbed two cookies then left.
Robert: Well. I'm glad they had a good day.
Meanwhile, at Lisa's house...
Lisa was doing some paperwork when Hugh Jr and Alicia entered.
Lisa: So...how was your day?
Alicia: It was okay.
Hugh Jr: It was good.
Lisa: Just okay, Alicia?
Alicia: Well, yeah. There was this new kid in my class who was a total idiot!
Lisa: Oh really?
Alicia: And worst of all...Roger never said he was sorry.
Lisa paused and pondered what Alicia said.
Lisa: Roger? I know a Roger. Well... I know his dads.
Alicia: Dads? Like more than 1? How many does he have?
Lisa: Well... Yeah. He has 2 dads, Alicia. Not an infinite amount.
Alicia looked puzzled and started to leave.
Lisa: Oh, Alicia. We're all going for a little walk. I have some friends I want to introduce you to.
Hugh Jr: A walk? I also made a new friend at school.
Lisa: Cool. Tell me about it on our little walk.
After awhile, Lisa and her kids reached Robert and Riley's house.
Lisa: So, this is it.
Lisa knocked on the door.
Robert opened it.
Lisa: Greetings, Robert.
Robert: Come in. What's the big surprise?
Lisa: I've brought my kids over to have lunch. Since you and Riley are fantastic chefs, I figured I'd give Hugh Jr and Alicia a taste of good food.
Robert: Wonderful! Come on in!
Lisa and her kids entered.
Ricky and Roger noticed Hugh Jr and Alicia.
Ricky: Sweet! You made it! And I was about to call you!
Hugh Jr: I know. But my mom had a surprise.
Roger: Ick...what is ALICIA doing here, Dad?
Robert: Come on. Be kind.
Alicia: Well. I did NOT see this coming. YOU'RE the same jerk who tried flirting with me!
Roger: Yeah. THAT was the biggest mistake of my life. A. You're not pretty. B. You seem...nerdy. And C. I don't like brunettes. I dig blondes.
Alicia: Then WHY were you trying to flirt with me?
Roger: Because I was trying to mess with you!
Alicia: Mom, are you hearing this?
Lisa was listening to her west coast rap tunes on her phone with earphones.
Lisa took out her earplugs.
Lisa: I'm sorry. What?
Alicia: Roger is a twit and a half. Let's go.
Hugh Jr: No way! Ricky and I are having fun.
Ricky: Yep! Hugh Jr and I were reading complex science books.
Lisa: See? Your brother found something in common with Ricky. You could do the same with Roger.
Alicia: No way.
Lisa: Do it. Or you're grounded for a month.
Robert: A little harsh there?
Riley overheard and entered.
Riley: Yeah! Lisa, please. If Alicia doesn't want to stay, she doesn't have to.
Lisa: Problem is... Hugh's working overtime at the community college and I am not willing to leave just because of her not liking your son. She can work it out.
Robert: Very well.
Lisa: So, show me your food.
Riley: Gladly!
Robert: You know, we opened a restaurant...
Lisa, Robert, and Riley left.
Alicia: Okay, Roger. My mom and your dads want us to get along. So... What do you like to do for fun?
Roger: Watch TV.
Alicia: Okay... What else?
Roger: Be waited on.
Alicia: Ooookay... Do you like to read?
Roger: Eh.
Alicia: Cause my favorite series in the world is Harry Potter. My mom's read the entire series to me twice!
Roger: Those books are lame. I prefer the movies.
Alicia rolled her eyes.
Alicia: Okay... I know! Do you like the park?
Roger: No. Too dirty, too filthy, too weird.
Alicia: Okay then. Do you like dolls?
Roger: What am I? A 5 year old girl?
Roger began laughing.
Alicia: Okay! That is it!
Alicia stormed out of the room and headed to Lisa.
Lisa, Robert, and Riley were laughing when Alicia entered.
Alicia: I see you're having a good time.
Lisa: Yes! Robert and Riley just told me about their kids. You see, they're androids made to look like regular humans. And I created them. And, well... You really should be friends with Roger.
Alicia: Nice try, Mom. Roger is NOT an android. Get real.
Lisa: It's true.
Riley: Yep. Your mom is GREAT with machines. Granted, they turned out more human.
Robert: Yep! That's cause your mother wanted our kids to have real human emotions and functions.
Alicia: Oh yeah? Mom, why couldn't you have built Roger with a little more compassion and oh, I don't know...a heart?
Lisa: I don't know. Maybe it's because Roger began having a mind of his own when I started to build him.
Lisa paused.
Lisa: My point is... He's looking for a friend. Maybe let him talk...about himself. He loves doing that!
Alicia: Oh, very well.
Alicia left.
Robert: Well. This was nice.
The oven dinged.
Riley: That would be my snickerdoodles. Be right back.
Lisa: Okay then.
After a while, Riley came out with the cookies.
Lisa, Robert, and Riley began eating them.
Lisa: Man these are good.
Riley: Yep. Mandee and Jackie back in high school NEVER liked our treats.
Robert: Wrong. That's ALL they cared about
Lisa: I believe David and I tainted your brownies once...
Robert and Riley (in unison): You did WHAT?
Lisa giggled nervously and grinned sheepishly.
Lisa: Noooothing?
Robert and Riley began laughing.
Lisa smiled.