Yeah, I'm back. I got bored of 'Adventures in Lightning' and figured I need to get my creative juices flowin before I get back to writing in that. Haven't written anything in like forever so I figure I should get some practice before going back into my Naruto Fic. I hope to make this funny, action-filled, and romancy; in the style you may or may not have grown accustomed to.
"Italics are thoughts"
"Bold are emphasized words or yelling"
"Bold/Italic…is…yelling…thoughts…?...I think?"
To do list:
Write Hayate Fic
Finish Adventures in Lightning
Write Shakugan no Shana Fic
Maybe write a seque or prequel to Adventures in Lightning
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hayate no Gotoku or any of its characters. I'm merely a fan of the show and wish to write a fanfic about it. ALSO, I break the fourth wall. I enjoy making comments on what I write IN the actual story itself. For examples, read my other fanfic, 'Adventures in Lightning' A naruhina fanfic. ALSO AGAIN, I have absolutely no plan with what the plot will be so I'm VERY open to suggestions (don't bother suggesting pairings, I already know what's gonna happen there.). I'm just making it up as I go. I'd like to keep who the main pairing is a secret until they actually confess. Here's a hint: The boy's Hayate. Well, that's about it for my disclaimer. Thanks for reading. Please read and review. : D
Kerblog: I'm noticing that Maria and Hinagiku are very hard characters to write in character. So…bear with meh plz. Also, I'm much more knowledgeable in Japanese and their culture than I was while attempting to write 'Adventures in Lightning'. Thus, I've realized how little I actually know, so I'm going to avoid all romaji and other Japanese things like the plague. I'm still keeping honorifics and as much culture as I can intact without butchering them. I feel it gives it a more fanficcy feel…w/e…damn; this intro has almost reached a page in length…oh well…read. Lol.
Wow, the first chapter's kinda boring…time to throw in a giant robot to make it less boring .
If you've actually taken the time to read all this, you get a cookie.
MMMMMMMMMM cookie…
Just felt like adding another line to make the intro officially one page :D
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TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS
Chapter1: That's easy…I'm a butler.
BEEP BEEP!! BEEP BEEP!! BEEP BEEP!! Sounded Hayate's alarm clock. He rolled out of bed and looked at the clock. 5:30 AM. He slapped his cheeks and yelled,
"YOSH!!" He ran over to his closet and swiftly put on his uniform, taking extra on his bowtie. He opened the door to his little room and started down the long corridors of the mansion he lived in. He would step into one of the many rooms for only a few moments and leave again, with a broom and duster in each hand. Hayate was a butler.
"Hayate-kun" a feminine yet mature voice called out to him from down the hall.
"Ah, Maria-san," He said to the young woman with a slight bow. "Good morning." Hayate put on a big smile.
"Good morning," Maria responded with a smile. "Hayate-kun," She continued. "I'm glad to see you working hard early in the morning, but if you do everything now, what will I have to do all day while you and Nagi Ojou-sama are at school?"
"Sorry Maria-san" He said with a bashful smile. "I just thought I could lessen your workload a little bit by cleaning up a bit before school."
"Hayate-kun, with the speed that you clean there would be nothing left for me to do if you kept going until you left."
"Ha ha," The blue haired boy chuckled. "Well, I suppose I wouldn't want you to be bored all day."
"Well if you really need something to do, you could go change Tama's litter box."
"EHHH?!" Hayate whined. "But…"
"Oh come on Hayate-kun," She mused. "For a man of your constitution, this should be no problem."
"Last time I barely made it out of there alive…"
"Oh." She said. "Well no matter. I'll just ask Klaus-san to do it later."
"Are you sure Maria-san?" Hayate asked hesitantly.
"Yes, I don't think he dislikes it actually." She said with a puzzled look on her face. "I think putting his life on the line makes him feel young again."
"Ha ha…:" Hayate chuckled awkwardly as he imagined the old head butler charging into Tama's giant litter box.
"Why don't you prepare Nagi Ojou-sama's breakfast instead, Hayate-kun?" Maria suggested.
"She won't be up for a while." He said smiling. "I think I'll go out to the courtyard for a bit and train myself some."
"Still trying to master some special techniques, eh?"
"Yes." Hayate said definitively. "I need to be able to protect my Ojou-sama." Maria chuckled.
"Well good luck Hayate." Maria smiled. "I'll call you twenty minutes before it's time to wake Nagi Ojou-sama."
"Thank you Maria-san." Hayate said cheerfully as he started towards the stairs.
"Hayate-kun!" Maria yelled back at him. "Please do be quiet. Nagi Ojou-sama will never go to school if she wakes up at this hour."
"Sure thing Maria-san." He said with a chuckle as he walked down the stairs. He stepped out into the darkness, as the sun had not yet risen. "MMMmmmmm!!" He said stretching his muscles. "Looks like today will be a good one." A light breeze blew at his face. "A bit chilly for Ojou-sama, though. I'll have to remember to get her to wear a jacket." A single ray of light broke over the trees. "Yosh!" Hayate said entering a battle stance. He closed his eyes and focused.
He focused on nothing and everything at the same time. He was aware of everything but only how it pertained to him. The way the wind hit his face, the way his clothes felt on his body, the way his toe still kinda stung a little from where Ojou-sama dropped her XBOX 360 on it. He could feel his own energy pulsing through him. He started to channel it in a circle around his arm.
"Yosh…" he whispered to himself as he intensified the rotation speed and size. This was it. He was about to unleash a new special technique…he could feel it coming. He opened his mouth and yelled, "Tornado PUN--!!"
"Hayate-kun!" Maria yelled from the front door shattering Hayate's concentration.
"Yes Maria-san?" Hayate said with blatant dismay. "Do you need something?"
"Oh, am I interrupting?" she inquired.
"No…not at all." He sighed. "So, what do you need?" he asked.
"Well, Nagi Ojou-sama woke up on her own and is kind of cranky…" she sighed. "and I was thinking that It'd be better if you brought her breakfast."
"Sure thing Maria-san." He said with a sideways grin and hurried inside. He grabbed the platinum platter that was on the counter and eyed its contents, surprised at the array of healthy food on it. "I suppose Klaus-san made it." He smiled. "Ojou-sama will have a fit." Hayate hurried upstairs with the tray and after a few moments reach Nagi's door. He gave a slight knock and waited to hear his Ojou-sama's whine before opening the door.
"Oi…Maria why do I have to wake up every day?" Nagi said, assuming that it was Maria who opened the door.
"Because Ojou-sama, if we didn't, don't you think life would be incredibly dull?" Hayate said with a wide smile. The girl sprang up in bed. Her face was totally red.
"H-H-H-H-Hayate?!" she stammered as she attempted to cover herself with her blankets. "Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are you here?!"
"I'm bringing you your breakfast Ojou-sama!" He announced proudly.
"B-B-B-But I'm not decent!!" the 13 year old girl whined. "That's why Maria usually wakes me up!" She said attempting to conceal her blush. She was quite obviously infatuated with the young butler. Hayate however, was oblivious.
"Oh." Hayate said quietly. "I'm sorry Ojou-sama. I'll go get Maria-san." He started to leave the room.
"W-Wait!" Nagi yelled after him.
"Ojou-sama?"
"Y-You can wake me up every once in a while…" she said blushing more than ever. "Just tell me the night before if it will be you waking me up…" Hayate smiled.
"Yes Ojou-sama!" He said happily. Nagi smiled to herself and accidentally let her blanket drop allowing Hayate to see her blushing. "Ojou-sama, are you feeling well?" the butler asked in a concerned tone. "Your face is all red." He walked over to Nagi's bed and sat down on it.
"Wh-what are you doing Hayate?!" Nagi asked as she turned an even brighter shade of red. Hayate placed his forehead against Nagi's to take her temperature.
"You don't seem warm…" he said to no one.
"WH-WH-WH-WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Nagi yelled, obviously misinterpreting Hayate's actions. "I'm not emotionally prepared for something like that! I know we're close and all…and you want to take it to the next level, but I'm not ready yet…I don't mean to hurt you or anything but…"
"Eh?" Hayate asked. He was completely lost "I'm not sure I understand but...I was worried and didn't want you to strain yourself and get hurt." The confused butler said in reference to the fever he thought she had.
"Hayate…" Nagi said in complete misunderstanding, yet completely swooned. "I…lov—"
"What's taking so long in here Hayate-kun?" Maria stepped into the room.
"MARIA!!" Nagi yelled, "WE WERE JUST…JUST…!!"
"Oh Maria-san," Hayate said with a calm smile. "Ojou-sama looked a bit red so I was taking her temperature to make sure she didn't have a fever."
"That's my Hayate," Nagi thought to herself, "So cool and such a smooth talker…"
"I see…" Maria rolled her eyes and thought, "Somehow I think to Hayate that's the truth and to Nagi it's an excuse…" She sighed. "Hayate-kun, would you mind leaving?"
"Eh?" The young butler asked. "Why?"
"Well unless Nagi wants your help getting dressed instead of mine…"
"GET OUT!!" The young blonde-haired, red-faced girl yelled. "DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT MARIA!!" She started thrashing at Hayate.
"O-Ojou-sama!" Hayate yelled as Nagi's flailing arms berated him. "I get it! I get it!" He yelled as he rushed out of the room." As soon as Hayate left the room Maria found herself confronted with the death glare of a 13 year old girl.
"MARIA!!" Nagi yelled angrily. "What was that for!?"
"What ever do you mean Nagi?" Maria mused.
"Don't give me that!" Nagi pouted. "Why did you send Hayate in?"
"So I take it you liked my wake-up-call?" The young made prodded.
"Well…it was a nice change and all…to not have to wait to see Hayate…" She mumbled in embarrassment, "But it really surprised me! It's not good to have your heart beat so fast right after you wake up…"
"So you're wide awake?"
"Very."
"So you can go to school because you're not too tired?" Nagi flinched.
"Cough! Cough!" Nagi pretended, "I think I'm coming down with something…"
"Didn't Hayate just check your temperature?"
"But Maarrriiiaaaaa!!" Nagi whined.
"Now, now Nagi, you haven't been to school in three days."
"Fine! I'll go!" Nagi crossed her arms in frustration while Maria smiled with her victory."
"Come on, let's get you ready." After some time, Nagi and Maria emerged from the young girls room.
"Oh man…" Nagi sighed, "I'm going to have to get the notes from someone…"
"Well that's what you get for missing school for three days Nagi." Maria teased. Nagi glared at her and continued down the hall. After several moments, they reached the main hall where Hayate was waiting. Upon seeing her he smiled.
"Ojou-sama!" he exclaimed. "You'll be going to school today?"
"Yes," She replied simply and then added, "You get company while walking to school today."
"Oh, if it's about that," Hayate said with a smile, "I've been running into Hinagiku-san pretty much every morning. So you don't have to worry."
"What was that?" Nagi asked angrily.
"Oh, well Hinagiku-san and I have been walking to school together for the past few days." He said, not hearing the fury in her voice.
"HAYATE YOU IDIOT!" Nagi yelled and ran down the stairs.
"Ojou-sama!" Hayate yelled, "Where are you going?!"
"I'm going on ahead!" she yelled as she ran out the door.
"Ojou-sama…" Hayate hung his head moping. "I always get her mad at me…and I never know what I do…"
"There, there Hayate-kun." Maria tried comforting the young butler. "Then again…It's your fault for being so dense…" she thought to herself. "I'll send the SPs to keep an eye out for her." She added with a smile.
"Thank you Maria-san…Well," Hayate sighed as he opened the door, "I'm off."
"Have a safe trip." The maid called out as the blue-haired-butler exited.
"What could I have done?" Hayate asked himself. "I just told her that I'd been walking to school with Hinagiku-san…" Suddenly the gears in the butler's head started turning. "Could it be…" He finally started to realize why Nagi had frequently gotten angry with him. "Hinagiku-san and Ojou-sama are fighting?!"…or not. He walked along, thinking of reasons why the two could be fighting. Turning a corner, he sighed, and continued towards Hakuo Academy.
"Good morning Hayate-kun." A cheery-sounding voice came from behind him. Hayate turned around to see a girl. She had pink hair parted on the left with a barrette, amber eyes, and a confident air about her.
"Oh…Hinagiku-san." Hayate sighed, "Good morning."
"Only 'Oh?'" she said angrily. "Sorry I'm not someone else. Humph."
"Ahhhh!" Hayate yelled, "I'm very sorry Hinagiku-san, I had something on my mind! Please I don't need you angry at me too!" Hinagiku paused and chuckled.
"Don't worry Hayate-kun. I'm not going to get upset over something so petty." He sighed. "And by 'too,' I suppose…"
"Yes, I did something to get Ojou-sama angry at me again…" He sighed.
"Jeez Hayate-kun," the student body president sighed, "You certainly are good at that aren't you…"
"Well that's one talent I'd like to rid myself of…"
"Oh well, at least she's never mad at you for long right?"
"Yes…" Hayate sighed again. "Oh, Hinagiku-san, by any chance are you and Ojou-sama fighting?"
"Eh?" She asked surprised, "Not…that I'm aware of?"
"There goes that theory…" Hayate's hunches about this sort of thing were usually wrong anyways. "Oh well."
"What theory?"
"Oh, well when I told Ojou-sama that you and I had been walking to school together for the last few days, that's when she got mad." The boy scratched his head. "I really don't know why though…"
"Are you serious?" Hinagiku asked, dumbfounded that anyone could be so dense.
"Uh, yes?"
"You really are dense Hayate…" Hinagiku sighed and smiled, "But I guess that's what's cute about you." She accidentally said out loud
"Eh?" Hayate asked surprised.
"Eh?" Hinagiku realized that she may have accidentally said it out loud. "Did I… say that out loud…?" she asked, blush spreading across her face.
"I…think so?" Hayate said, very confused. He watched as a mortified look spread across his pink-haired-friend's face. He also watched as the school bag smashed into his face and knocked him to the ground.
"HAYATE YOU IDIOT! OKAY SEE YOU BYEBYE!" she yelled as she ran off.
"Today is not my day…" Hayate moaned "Now all I need is…"
BLAAAMMM!! An explosion sounded from inside the Hakuo Academy gate, which was now in sight.
"And I'll hear…" he sighed, waiting to hear his Ojou-sama's high pitched call for help.
"HAYAAATTTEEEEE!!" he clearly heard his Ojou-sama's yell, stood up, and brushed himself off.
"Yosh…" He whispered to himself. He took a deep breath and jumped over the Hakuo Academy wall. Upon landing, he saw an oh-so-familiar situation; a giant mech corning Nagi with the SPs unconscious on the ground. "What does she pay them for…?" Hayate sighed.
"So I hear that if I beat your butler I get the whole Sanzenin estate!" the person piloting the mech called out over the speakers.
"Ha, you couldn't beat Hayate in a million years!" Nagi proclaimed. "He won't even have to go Super S-iyan to beat the likes of you!"
"I still can't go Super S-iyan yet Ojou-sama…Leave that to G-ku and V-geta…" Hayate thought as he dashed towards the situation.
"I don't see your butler though!" the person piloting the mech saidwith laughter. (author's note: person piloting the mech will now be called PPM, cause I'm just damn lazy)
"Hayate will come!" Nagi yelled, "He always comes when I call!"
"BWAAAHHAHAA!!" PPM laughed manically. 'He's too late now! Maybe he's just abandoned you!"
"Hayate wouldn't…" Nagi started to say, "But…I guess I did yell at him this morning…for no real good reason…"
"Ojou-sama…"
"Maybe he won't come save me…" Nagi thought, "I'm always so mean to him…"
"Well if he won't come, I'll just have to have fun with you instead!"
"Stay back…!" Nagi yelled in fear as the giant mech's arm flew at her. "HAYATE!!" She cried out of desperation, tears flowing down her face. She fell into the fetal position and waited for the cold steel to smash into her. When it didn't come, she opened her eyes to see Hayate who had stopped the Mech's punch with one of his own. "H-HAYATE!!" she yelled with tears of joy.
"Ojou-sama," He said looking back. "No matter what you say or do to me…no matter how much you yell…Until you dismiss me as your butler…I will not let anything happen to you."
"Hayate…" Nagi whispered with glossy eyes and a blush spread visibly across her face.
"Hey!" PPM yelled angrily, "Stop ignoring me and fight!!"
"Oh, I'll fight you." Hayate said angrily. "Anyone who tries to hurt my Ojou-sama will meet a swift and painful end." He focused his energy into his arm and forced it to swirl violently. "TORNADO………PUNCH!!" He yelled unleashing his all his strength into the blow. His hand met the giant metal hand of the mech and tore it to shreds. The mech fell back, it's right arm in pieces.
"HOW…HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"That's easy…" Hayate smiled. "I'm a butler, and there's nothing a butler can't do to protect his Ojou-sama."
"YOU BASTARD!!" PPM yelled angrily and lunged at Hayate. You're MINE!!"
"Please, you're still a hundred years too early to fight me…" Hayate said as he disappeared just before the mech's left arm hit him. He reappeared again behind the mech. As his feet touched the ground, the mech fell to pieces. "That's game over."
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