Fanficismything: Rated for character deaths and
Galbatorix's language, bad Galbatorix zaps him with
a shock collar
Cyberwolf: Okay this is my very first fanfic
Fanficismything: And this is my second
Cyberwolf: Well on our way to school we got bored and
made up a fanficion about if we could reek all havoc
in one place ERAGON'S WORLD!
Fanficismything: Okay my friend here is illegally insane and I'm both that and legally starts doing the macarana Cyberwolf: slowly backs away Well this will be under both of our names so it is not plagerised this will include many character deaths, slight language,
total OOCness, slight Arya bashing, and a blonde (Cyberwolf) and a burnet (Fanficismything)
Fanficismything: We don't own Eragon. On with the fic!
Random Events of a Random Occurrence Galbatorix was sitting in his throne room thinking about how great he was (by great we mean majorly insane and majorly an idiot), when a big flash of white light burst from the center of the room, and with a fanfare of trumpets, two thirteen year old girls appeared.
"Who the hell are you!" Yelled the very startled evil dictator.
"Hey," Shouted the blonde, pointing at Galbatorix "you're a dirty little bastard"
Galbatorix looked puzzled "What the hell is a bastard"
"Ummmmm……," The brunet thought while clamping her hand over her friend's mouth, who was apparently still trying to cuss out the king. "It means….Rich and powerful"
"Oh…hmmm…Then you two can be my new vassals"
The two girls put their heads together and whispered to each other so Galbatorix couldn't hear them, "Okay a few more seconds and then we shoot him, agreed"
"Agreed." Both then pulled out machine gun and fired several rounds into Galbatorix who slumped over,
obviously dead. At that moment Murtagh walking in.
"What the…" Looking from the girls with guns, to Galbatorix's dead body, realization dawned on him.
"I'm free!" And at that point he started dancing. Both girls sweatdroped at this.
Suddenly a wall blew up and Eragon ran through it brandishing a sword. "Galbatorix prepare to meet your….huh?" After surveying the scene he groaned,
letting his arms fall to his sides and hanging his head. "Awwwww…..I wanted to kill him"
"At least you didn't get horribly wounded in combat this time" Snickered Saphira "Oh shut up Saphira"
"Make me"
"Ha ha Eragon, you didn't get to kill him." Arya randomly popped up by Eragon.
"Stop being mean." Eragon curled up in a fetal position and started sucking his thumb.
"Wait a minute you two are females and humans, where did you learn to fight?" Arya looked at them questioningly.
The two girls looked at each other and burst into song while tap-dancing "In the navy…. Wait, they know too much, kill them"
The blonde wasted no time blowing off Eragon's head.
Arya got down on her knees, shaking her fists, and screamed Darth Vader style "Noooooooooooooo! Only now that he is dead do I realize that I loved him"
(Cyberwolf AN/ stupid bitch)
Arya jumped up, drew her sword, and lopped off the blondes head.
"Hey you can't do that!" The burnet shot Arya through the Heart.
Murtagh, who had stopped dancing at this point, drew his sword. "Well I really don't care but…" With that he severed the burnet's head from her shoulders. "I guess I'm king now"
Just then, a random suicide bomber ran into the room and killed Murtagh.
And as for as Saphira, she went to Las Vegas!
FIN Ayra: Hey…you called me a bad name…
Fanficismything: no that was Becca! Don't hurt me!please!
Ayra: im still going to hurt you.draws swordDIE!
Fanficismything: pulls out taser gun no you!shoots Ayra Ayra: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fanficismything: looks around shiftily then shoots everyone in vicinity while laughing maniacally A/N: yes that would happen if I got ahold of a taser gun.
Fanficismything: Okay my friend here is illegally insane and I'm both that and legally starts doing the macarana Cyberwolf: slowly backs away Well this will be under both of our names so it is not plagerised this will include many character deaths, slight language,
total OOCness, slight Arya bashing, and a blonde (Cyberwolf) and a burnet (Fanficismything)
Fanficismything: We don't own Eragon. On with the fic!
Random Events of a Random Occurrence Galbatorix was sitting in his throne room thinking about how great he was (by great we mean majorly insane and majorly an idiot), when a big flash of white light burst from the center of the room, and with a fanfare of trumpets, two thirteen year old girls appeared.
"Who the hell are you!" Yelled the very startled evil dictator.
"Hey," Shouted the blonde, pointing at Galbatorix "you're a dirty little bastard"
Galbatorix looked puzzled "What the hell is a bastard"
"Ummmmm……," The brunet thought while clamping her hand over her friend's mouth, who was apparently still trying to cuss out the king. "It means….Rich and powerful"
"Oh…hmmm…Then you two can be my new vassals"
The two girls put their heads together and whispered to each other so Galbatorix couldn't hear them, "Okay a few more seconds and then we shoot him, agreed"
"Agreed." Both then pulled out machine gun and fired several rounds into Galbatorix who slumped over,
obviously dead. At that moment Murtagh walking in.
"What the…" Looking from the girls with guns, to Galbatorix's dead body, realization dawned on him.
"I'm free!" And at that point he started dancing. Both girls sweatdroped at this.
Suddenly a wall blew up and Eragon ran through it brandishing a sword. "Galbatorix prepare to meet your….huh?" After surveying the scene he groaned,
letting his arms fall to his sides and hanging his head. "Awwwww…..I wanted to kill him"
"At least you didn't get horribly wounded in combat this time" Snickered Saphira "Oh shut up Saphira"
"Make me"
"Ha ha Eragon, you didn't get to kill him." Arya randomly popped up by Eragon.
"Stop being mean." Eragon curled up in a fetal position and started sucking his thumb.
"Wait a minute you two are females and humans, where did you learn to fight?" Arya looked at them questioningly.
The two girls looked at each other and burst into song while tap-dancing "In the navy…. Wait, they know too much, kill them"
The blonde wasted no time blowing off Eragon's head.
Arya got down on her knees, shaking her fists, and screamed Darth Vader style "Noooooooooooooo! Only now that he is dead do I realize that I loved him"
(Cyberwolf AN/ stupid bitch)
Arya jumped up, drew her sword, and lopped off the blondes head.
"Hey you can't do that!" The burnet shot Arya through the Heart.
Murtagh, who had stopped dancing at this point, drew his sword. "Well I really don't care but…" With that he severed the burnet's head from her shoulders. "I guess I'm king now"
Just then, a random suicide bomber ran into the room and killed Murtagh.
And as for as Saphira, she went to Las Vegas!
FIN Ayra: Hey…you called me a bad name…
Fanficismything: no that was Becca! Don't hurt me!please!
Ayra: im still going to hurt you.draws swordDIE!
Fanficismything: pulls out taser gun no you!shoots Ayra Ayra: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fanficismything: looks around shiftily then shoots everyone in vicinity while laughing maniacally A/N: yes that would happen if I got ahold of a taser gun.