Author's Note: This is a short fic. I'm not sure if this will be the full thing. It's my first Inuyasha story. Yes, it is inspired by a true story... There are no warnings, it's basically comedy(though not entirely). All comments welcome!Please, ENJOY!
!STORY STARTS HERE!
It was a calm, sunny summer day in the feudal times. All the people in the village were doing their daily work, as were the nearby animals. But all was not quiet at the Bone Eater's well.
"Inuyasha! You have to hold still!", Kagome said, holding one of his ears.
"Well, what if I don't want to!", yelled Inuyasha, struggling to get free.
"Kagome, what are you doing?", Shippo asked. "What's that thing in your hand?"
"You remember how we fought that demon in the swamp two weeks ago?", Kagome asked.
Shippo nodded.
"And how I told Inuyasha to clean out his ears after he was pulled under by its tentacles?"
Shippo nodded again.
"Well, he didn't, and now his ears are infected!", Kagome said. She struggled with tilting Inuyasha's head to the side so that the ear drops she brought from her time would go into his ear. Inuyasha pulled, and started pulling himself across the clearing, dragging Kagome behind him.
"Inuyasha! We have to clean them out! If not, you'll get sick and we won't be able to search for any more shards!", Kagome said, very annoyed at Inuyasha.
"I'll be fine! Just let me go!", Inuyasha yelled, growling and trying to escape Kagome's vile medicine that stings when used.
"Fine!", Kagome yelled. She let go of Inuyasha's ear, and he started to stomp his way out of the clearing. He hadn't gotten three steps from Kagome when he heard "SIT, BOY!" from a very angry Kagome.
Kagome pounced before Inuyasha could peel himself off of the ground, and got him into a headlock while kneeling on his back.
Various cries of pain and agony were heard as she administered two drops in each ear.
"That's what you get for not listening!", Kagome yelled as she climbed off of Inuyasha's back. "I have to do that twice a day for the next week! Next time, just clean your ears out!", Kagome finished, and she walked away with a 'HM!'.
Miroku and Sango, who had both been standing back while Inuyasha and Kagome fought, moved closer to the well. Miroku was trying to hold back a chuckle while Inuyasha scratched at his ears with his feet, and repeatedly shook his head to try and get the weird ear-droppy feeling out of his ears. Sango just shook her head.
"Those two are so predictable. They fight about everything! I don't think they'll ever get along.", said Sango.
"Well, it's all part of the mystery of life.", Miroku said, edging closer to Sango.
"I guess so..", Sango sighed, staring off into the forest.
Miroku's hand creeped its way toward Sango...
"YOU PERVERT!", Sango screamed. A loud thwack was heard as her boomerang connected with Miroku's head.
"Eheheh... It was an accident?", Miroku tried to explain.
"THAT was no accident, you lecherous monk!", yelled Sango before she stormed off towards the village.
"Ahh..", sighed Miroku. "If only she'd understand..."
Nearby, Shippo, who was watching, chuckled.
"They're so predictable!", he said under his breath.