A Day in the Lives of Fred Fredburger and Cheese

by Trainmaster718

This should be titled A Doomsday in the Lives of Fred Fredburger and Cheese. This is because when the most distructive...uh...things in the universe collide, well you can only imagine! Read and Review!

1. CHAP 1 YES! CHOCOLATE MILK!

CHAP. 1- YES! CHOCOLATE MILK!

Mandy walked up and said, "They never hired me back." She was then hit and knocked away by a pink egg. Coco walked up and said, "Coco, co, coco, coco, co, co, co, coco. COCO!"

Cheese and Louise were walking home when all of the sudden, the ground opened up and fire started to blaze out of the hole. A voice could be heard saying,

"Behold the...um...awesome power of...um...oh, yeah! Fred Fredburger!"

Something flew out of the hole, and it closed. The thing fell back down to the ground.

"Tuna! Salmon! Shrimp!" Cheese yelled, out of nowhere.

The thing that had came from the hole stood up. It was a yellow, elephant, man, guy, thing. Yeah, that's right. It was Fred Fredburger!

"Nachos!" Fred Fredburger added to Cheese's statement.

The music from Eminem's Guess Who's Back started Playing. Fred Fredburger started to sing,

"Ba, La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! La! LA!"

Cheese started to pretend he was a horsy,

"Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! Bud-da-dump! BUD-DA-DUUUUUUUUMP!"

Someone started to sing,

"Guess who's back? Back again! Cheese is back! Back again! Guess who's back? Back again! Fred Fredburger's back! Back again! Na, Na, Na!"

"Wanna go get some...uh...nachos?" Fred Fredburger asked Cheese.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!" Cheese said, slobbering.

"Have fun with your friend, Cheese." Louise said.

"Yes?" Cheese asked.

"Yes?" Louise asked.

"Yes?" Cheese asked.

"Yes?" Louise asked.

"Yes?" Cheese asked.

"Yes?" Louise asked.

"Paperwork!" Fred Fredburger added.

"Bye!" Cheese said to Louise and walked away with Fred Fredburger.