Introduction
So suppose the NEW Team, the OCs of the Mann Of Conspiracy fan fic made their own Meet The Team videos?
This is what they'll look like.
But first off, an introduction taking place around the same time as the REDs' attempts at hacking the NEW-controlled Mann Corporation's databases...
Time: 26th of June, 2015.
Location: Computer Room, Gravel Outpost.
"Gotcha!" Engineer cried out when he got something from working on the computers.
Soldier turned toward the Texan. "What have you got, Engie?"
Engineer turned toward Soldier. "Ah've finally got through the NEW Team's firewall without causing this computer to explode! And ~woo wee!~ have we hit the jackpot!"
"You've found embarrassing photos of the NEWs?" Soldier asked.
"Nope..." Engineer replies. "The NEWs are smart enough not to upload any unrelated contents on the internet. But I've found something better. Remember the Meet The Team videos we filmed 50 years ago?"
The answer to the Texan's question is so simple even someone as idiotic as Soldier is able to put two and two together. "The NEWs made their own version?"
"In the two days since they made bacon outta us, yes." Engineer replied again. "And that explains why we lost contact with the BLUs in the past two days: they were used as victims just like in our videos."
The two RED Mercenaries looked at the computer screen, which have just begun playing the NEW Team's version of the Meet The Team videos in high-definition...
That's it for the introduction. From this point on, the NEWs' Meet The Team "videos" will be written as though they were actually videos. Would've made then actual videos on actual Youtube if I owned a computer that can run Steam...
That is all. This punchline is the only one in this sub-series. "Pootiscription here!"