Disclaimer: I own none of the characters or locations in this fanfiction, nor am I making any profit off of it. All characters and locations mentioned belong to their respective owners.
Note to readers: This fic is basically an AU/parody of The Avengers.
Be forewarned that there will be explicit language and lots of violence/blood and gore in future chapters.
It was eleven at night when Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. decided to grab himself a cup of coffee. He was feeling slightly drowsy, but he wanted to stay awake to finish his anime binge-watching marathon.
He was in his own cozy personal living quarters, located in the basement of S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters. Today had not been a remarkable day. Then again, neither had yesterday, or the day before.
Fury had just finished pouring his cup of coffee—it was pumpkin-spice; his favorite—when his phone began to ring. Sighing loudly, he looked at his phone. Ugh. It was Maria Hill. If she was calling again to ask about cat-sitting...
He answered with a gruff, "What the fuck do you want?"
"Sir, Agent Coulson just called, he says we need to head to the Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. Facility." Maria's voice came back, unphased by Fury's greeting.
"Wait a minute, what 'pegasus' facility?" Fury frowned, confused. Pegasuses weren't real.
Or were they?
"The facility holding the Tesseract? You know, in New Mexico." Maria clarified quickly.
"Oh right, the one holding the blue-cube thing." Fury nodded as he spoke, recalling the Tesseract. "What's up?"
"He didn't say much, but from what I can gather, something's wrong with the Tesseract." Maria informed. "He says we need to get there right away."
Fury, upon hearing that, felt greatly annoyed. "Can't you just go?"
"He asked specifically for you to show up." Maria said. "You know Coulson wouldn't call if it wasn't serious."
"I don't know about that." Fury sipped his coffee, recalling the many times Agent Coulson had overreacted.
"Look, I already have a helicopter waiting for us. We could have a crisis on our hands, sir." Maria said.
Fury felt his stomach knot as worry washed over him. "You... you don't mean I have to get on a helicopter do you?" he whispered.
"Yes, I'm sorry, but this is too urgent, we can't drive there." Maria replied hastily. "I have some pills that'll help you calm down up there. I'll see you in five minutes."
"No, no, no, Hill you better not hang up cause I am not—" Fury cut mid sentence when he heard Hill hang up.
"Shit!" He threw his phone across the room in anger.
Fury set his cup of coffee down on a side table, feeling sick already. He got chilly and shaky, his throat tightened to the point where swallowing became painful
That night was supposed to be perfect. Just him, his anime, and his pumpkin-spice coffee.
Now he had to face one of his greatest fears:
Riding in a helicopter.
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