Pineapple Rings
AN: Odd ass fanfic I know… I own nothing I was just bored XP
"Look, your wrong about everything! I mean come on the coldest pole was north!" Shanks said huffing in annoyance at his best friend.
"IT WAS THE SOUTH!" Buggy snorted back and whapped Shanks over the head getting a whap back.
"Look, this is dumb there has to be a simple way to prove whose is bigger" Shanks mused rubbing his chin and looking at the confused teen at his side.
"Eh?"
After the ship had docked they had gone to a tavern and the drunken males had been asked by a bar maid who had the bigger penis. Both were still arguing over it like a bunch of school kids. Shanks looked around and walked towards the fridge opening it and scanning for something.
"What are you doing?" Buggy sighed.
"Looking for.. HA! Got it!" Shanks beamed pulling out a bowl which sloshed a little.
The red head walked back over to a still confused looking Buggy and showed him what was in the bowl. Buggy blinked and quirked an eyebrow in confusion. How was this going to solve their problem?
"PINEAPPLE rings? How's that going t-"
"Ah you'll see" Shanks butted in and smirked.
The two had left the kitchen with the bowl of fruit rings and were now in their cabin sitting on Shank's bed. Buggy was still confused but Shanks had a large grin on his face as he wagged his figure.
"I still don't see HOW pineapple rings are going to help us see who has the bigger penis" Buggy shrugged.
"SIMPLE!" Shanks grinned and stood up dropping his pants and boxers showing his member to a now blushing Buggy who turned away.
"Put that thing away!"
"We just have to see who can fit the most pineapple rings on their member!" Shanks said as if it was a normal everyday thing for him, Buggy just stared until he felt his friend yanking down his pants and boxers.
"Come on!"
"HEY!"
"Oh stop being a baby!" The red head huffed and pounced on Buggy.
"It's not hard enough yet" He nodded and grinned like a moron as he started to stroke the males member despite the whimpers of annoyance from the other who's member soon grew hard.
Soon Shanks moved away and grabbed a few of the cold pineapple rings and started to slip them over the other's member. Buggy shivered at the cold and realised when this was over he was going to be sticky as hell.
"Eh… seems we have a small problem…they go on ok.. but not off…" Shanks rubbed his chin in thought and got an evil look on his face as he kneeled down.
"I knew this was a bad idea! I mean pineapple rings! God!" Buggy rolled his eyes then almost jumped a mile.
"SHANKS!" Buggy growled out when he looked down and saw Shanks nibbling the pineapple rings off.
"Well they won't come off by pulling….and this ways more fun…" he chucked and nibbled off the few rings he had half assedly managed to place on the blue haired male's member. Buggy shuddered once the rings were off and soon Shank's mouth was around his member.
Buggy sat down on the bed as Shanks took more of his member into his mouth and enjoyed the taste of Buggy and the pineapple rings as he licked up and down his length. Buggy shut his eyes and sweatdropped only Shanks would come up with a hair brained way to deal with things and let it end up THIS way.
After a few more moments Buggy let out a muffled cry and came hard, panting a little and looked down at Shanks with a lazy look. Shanks swallowed the others seed and whipped his mouth grinning.
"You know what? I don't care whose cock's bigger… I now have a craving for more pineapple…" Shanks chuckled at the look on Buggy's face as he pounced.
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