Note: I'm very bad at writing stories, but I wish to be flamed. So, please flame me.

I use the word random too much. Please forgive me. tear drop

There is mention of another anime called azumanga daioh.

It's ok if you don't get it. Just read the bottom where it explains what's going on.

I have to give some of the credit to my friend Joyce because she gave me ideas.

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It was just some random old boring day, and the whole crew was on a random island doing their own random thing.

And since what they were doing was random, and Luffy, having weird understanding of words, did something that was totally random. It was just too random.

He started to break dance. Everyone was kind of like, "What the hell?" o.O

And while he was doing the spinning part of the break dancing, he fell off a random cliff that wasn't there before.(DUN DUN DUN! There on a haunted island!O.O)

So down he fell to the very bottom, where he hit is head and fainted.

After all this happened everyone else started to dance.

Zoro started to dance with his swords and "accidentally" stabbed Sanji.

And Sanji was all like, "GRRRRRR! I WILL KILL YOU WITH THE KINFE THAT I STOLE FROM OSAKA!" (read very bottom for explanation)

Then after a while he was all like, "Wait. Did I steal this from Osaka?"

And he began to do the thinking pose where you have your hand in a check mark next to your face.

Unfortunately, he was still holding the knife he stole from Osaka. So he accidentally cut his face.

After a while a.k.a. 5 minutes later-----------------------------------

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT FRIKKIN' HURT!"

The end…I think

The inspiration for my story:

Once I had this dream where Sanji was holding this kitchen knife that looking exactly the same as the knife Osaka (from Azumanga Daioh) was holding in one episode.

And the next day at Chinese school, I told my friend (Joyce) and after a while I was like, "HEY! HE STOLE THAT KNIFE FORM OSAKA!" And Joyce was all like, "YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT!"

Then, after another while, I had this weird mental picture of Luffy break dancing and falling off a cliff, and then Joyce made up the part where everyone started to dance, Zoro dancing with his katanas, and the Sanji cutting his face with the knife part. I made up the stabbing.

After I told my mom the story, she said, "And that is how Scarface was born. "

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That was my story.

I hope you hated it.

Please flame me.