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The silver-haired superior lazily slept on his comfy chair in the conference room, hugging a little nobody plushie. The silence was golden.
"Xemnas."
"WHAT?!"
Xaldin stood at the entrance, staring at Xemnas, annoyed at the tone he used. "I need a really big favor from you, superior."
"Tomorrow!" Xemnas shouted, pointing at the clock that it was 4 AM.
"..." Xaldin held up a sign that said, "I don't care."
"What do you want, Xaldin?" The annoyed Xemnas sternly said.
"I'm going on vacation!" Xaldin shouted.
"No!!" Xemnas jumped out of his comfy chair, grabbed onto Xaldin around his knees, and both of them fell to the floor. "DON'T GO!!"
"Why?" Xaldin asked.
"Because..." Xemnas said, looking up with innocent puppy eyes. "YOU'RE ROXAS'S BABYSITTER!"
"I know." Xaldin said. "That's why I'm taking vacation."
"YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND THAT KID!!" Xemnas sobbed. "WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE HIM TO YOU AND XIGBAR TO TAME!?"
"Don't know." Xaldin said, staring down at him. "Can you please let me go now?"
"No, you're taking me with you!!" Xemnas shouted.
"... No, I'm not." Xaldin said. "You are going to take care of Roxas for a month or two."
"A WHOLE MONTH... OR TWO!?" Xemnas screamed. "I AM THE SUPERIOR, AND I COMMAND YOU TO NEVER NEVER NEVER TAKE VACATION!!!" Suddenly, he saw six lances in the background, ready to stabbity-stab him. "I mean... er, HAVE FUN!"
"Thank you...?" Xaldin said, picking up his luggage. "Okay, there are a few things you need to know before I go."
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"We are up at the crack of dawn..." Axel yawned. "What's your problem, old man?"
"We have to babysit that little terror... Roxas." Xemnas said.
"YAY!!" Axel shouted, standing on the table.
"Can we have a sleepover?" Marluxia asked.
"UGH." Larxene shouted. "SIT DOWN, MARLUXIA!"
"NOOOO!!!" Vexen sobbed.
"Silence." Xemnas firmly said. "Please, I know... what Roxas is like."
"OMG OMG OMG, I'M GONNA WAKE HIM UP AND TELL HIM THE GOOD NEWS!!" Axel shouted.
"NOOOO!!" About six or seven members (including Larxene, Xemnas, Xigbar, Vexen, Zexion, Lexaeus, Saix...) threw themselves on top of Axel, and made it so he was under the pack of guys. "YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!!!!"
"Shh!!" Xemnas said. "We'll wake him!! You don't want to do that."
"... Ok." Axel said.
"Can we have a sleepover?" Marluxia asked.
"SIT DOWN, MARLUXIA!" Larxene shouted.
Vexen started crying, "Xemnas... lock him up in a cage. It's our only hope!"
"Trust me, #4." Xemnas proudly said. "It won't be that bad." Hopefully.
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The alarm clock rang. 6:00 AM. A hand ferociously smashed the alarm clock. The mess of blonde hair looked angrily up and at his surroundings. Oh yeah, Roxas has awoken. The members guarded outside the door. Roxas didn't bother to make his bed, and he looked at the rubble of the alarm clock that still twitched and made noises, so he took a huge hammer and broke the entire dresser. "Xaldin's paying for that, too." Roxas threw that alarm clock in the 'alarm clock trash' which was more than overfilled.
Vexen gulped and started to scream, but Xemnas covered his mouth. Roxas looked around, shrugged his shoulders, and walked over to the mirror. "Hey there, sexy." Vexen let out a muffled scream. "You're looking awesome today." He vigorously forced hair gel to his hairdo. He fluffed it up and it made it look as he normally did. "There." He never brushed his hair in his life. He doesn't even own a comb. He went to brush his teeth, but all he did was brush with no toothpaste because Xaldin hadn't bought any bubblegum-flavored ones, and if he did, Roxas would be found eating it.
"Is he coming out yet?" Axel whispered anxiously.
"Yes!" Xemnas hissed under his breath. "Just be patient!"
As soon as Roxas exited the room...
"SURPRISE!!!!!" the Organization members shouted, charging toward him.
Roxas stood in horror. When he was 5, the members did this and he went into a seizure. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Roxas let out a girly scream that echoed throughout the castle, and made everybody cover their ears. "WAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Roxas started crying.
"AWWW!!" Axel snuggled Roxas. "It's okay!! We're just playing with you."
"You -- YOU!!" Roxas shouted. "You scared me!!!" He slapped Axel, who fell to the floor, holding his face in admiration.
"You are strong!" Axel drooled.
"..." Roxas stared down at his best friend. "Okay?" He stared at the other eleven, wait, ten members? He immediately pointed this out. He stomped evilly to Xemnas. "WHERE. IS. XALDIN?"
"..." Xemnas looked with fear down at the teenager. "On vacation."
"NO." Roxas said. "He is not on vacation." He punched a fist into the air. "YES!! I'M FREE!!"
"Um..." They were all concerned except for Axel, admiring that bruise on his face.
"SWEET!" Roxas said. "Alright guys... This is great!!"
"CATCH HIM!!" Xemnas ordered, but it was too late. That energetic teenager took off running in the opposite direction, laughing maniacally.
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"Alright, men." Xemnas said, but pointed to Larxene, "and woman." He took a stick and pointed to his ingenious plan sketched out on the blackboard. "These are the rules that Xaldin told us to follow and it's the rules Roxas follows." Xemnas looked at the other ten members (Note: Roxas wasn't there, obviously and neither was Xaldin), and saw lots of them raise their hands. "Yes. #12?"
"Superior." Larxene said. "Are you sure this will do any good?"
"I'm positive!" Xemnas said. "Roxas will be forced to obey these orders." More members raised their hands. "Yes. #8?"
"Will this hurt Roxas in any way, shape, or form?" Axel asked with an evil death glare.
"It shouldn't..." Xemnas said. "But I've never tested it out, so I'm not sure." More hands raised. "Yes. #11?"
"Can we have a sleepover?" Marluxia asked.
"SHUT UP!!" Larxene slapped him.
"..." Xemnas stared for a moment. "Okay, men. And woman." He pointed to the blackboard. "Let's review the 20 rules that Xaldin has put out for us."
They listened intently.
XALDIN'S 20 RULES HE FOLLOWS TO SURVIVE ROXAS'S WRATH:
1. Never feed him after midnight (I'm serious about this one)
2. Buy him whatever he wants (OR ELSE)
3. Don't touch him, talk to him, or approach him when he's mad
4. Don't ever give him caffeine
5. Don't ever give him sugar
6. And PLEASE don't ever let him get ahold of cheese
7. If he throws a tantrum, he will destroy things. Announce over an intercom when he's angry, so the members can escape before he kills them or something.
8. If he wants a toy but it's overpriced, put together everybody's allowance and JUST BUY IT
9. Feed him three times a day, no more, no matter how much he begs you.
10. Keep him hydrated.
11. Don't let him get locked in battle, because he loves battle, and will go crazy
12. Don't allow him to clean anything
13. The most important rule: DO. NOT. PUT. HIM. NEAR. FANS. (the things that spin around, not people)
14. Don't let him have friends over
15. If he's sick, wait on him hand-and-foot
16. If he's in angst mode, bear with him
17. Put him to bed at 10 PM or earlier.
18. Don't let him watch too much TV.
19. Don't let him near computers. (TRUST ME)
20. If you have anything valuable, hide it.
"Wow, that's a lot of rules for a small guy." Axel said.
"I will follow them proudly, superior." Vexen saluted, and began to cry again.
"Okay." Xemnas said. "Now, men. And woman. MARCH!!!!"
Xemnas - Freaked out superior trying to handle crazy kid
Xigbar - Cool pirate, surfer-dude, ninja that likes to shoot Roxas
Xaldin - Babysitter on vacation
Vexen - Crybaby scientist
Lexaeus - Clueless wrestler that can't handle crazy kid
Zexion - Death seeker (muahaha)
Saix - Blue elf
Axel - Roxas's best friend
Demyx - PARTY!!!!
Luxord - Drunk gambler
Marluxia - Flower obsessed
Larxene - The only mature one
Roxas - Crazy kid who's going to be babysat by ten crazy members (Axel is on his side, muahaha)
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A/N: I LOVE THIS STORY I'M MAKING!!!! Okay, these are a few things I've decided to do to the members... but I like them! R & R. I update quite frequently.
Preview for Next Chapter:
"Rule #18: Don't let him watch too much TV" and "Rule #1: Don't Feed Him After Midnight"