Title: Unwanted Guests
Author: Mousebird
A/N: This was written before The Half-Blood Prince came out, so, of course, there are discrepancies between canon and my own personal universe.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, and I certainly don't make any money off of them. I'm just taking them out for a walk. They'll be back in time for tea.
The knock sounded again, and Ron set down his beer, wondering, "What the hell...?" as he blinked and wandered to the door.
He tripped over a pizza box and slid to the floor. "'Oo's air?"
"Death Eaters!"
"'arry, zat you?"
"No, no. Just Death Eaters. We're here to torture you unmercifully before we go slaughter innocent Muggle schoolchildren."
"Don' b'lieve you ... 's 'bout tha wedding, izznit?" Ron slurred.
"Indeed, no. We're Death Eaters with Dark Marks and everything. Come on. Just let us in so we can cast Avada Kedavra. Won't take a minute."
"Sure you're nah 'arry?"
"Just Death Eaters. Come on. Open up."
"Righ' then." Ron fumbled the door open clumsily.
"Stupefy!" Harry glanced at Neville. "That was easier than I thought."
"Death Eaters, Harry? I don't know who's crazier, you or Ron," Ginny laughed.
"It worked, didn't it?" Harry shifted Ron's weight against his shoulder and fumbled in his pocket for the portkey.
"Mmmmm ... True," Ginny agreed as they all reached for Hermione's school tie.
NOTE: If this fic reminds you of a Monty Python sketch, that's because it was inspired by one. :)