This has got to be the stupidest thing I will ever be convinced in doing!
Gir and his taco…who leaves him (Gir)…for a tastier taco. Apparently this is a yaoi….how much crazier can I become?
Disclaimer: I do not own Gir or his taco, or even the tastier taco…or anything affiliated to these three…er…characters?
Story Start: My Beloved Taco
My Dearest Taco:
I have found someone new…not that your weren't good to me…or my stomach…or anything. It's just, the one I have found is…more ah…I guess just that much more. I am sorry Taco, how I loveded you, I really loveded you good. The taste of your juices flowing so quickly into my mouth, or the talk of having children together. Taco, I will miss you good, I will. I am shedding oily tears at this moment. Zim has told me to get rid of you, Taco…for you have started to mould. I hope that you can find a tastier taco. Our times together made me feel so good, the pleasure! The crunch of your supple shell, and the delicious taste of the hamburger and cheese…..oh hello! Mister Burrito, oh yes that is good! ….I will scream in pleasure my burrito! I am sorry Taco but my Burrito is so much better than you were.
I will miss you dearly,
Sincerely,
Gir.
P.S. You were very good to my taste sensors taco. Good Bye.
A.N. OMG! My friend talked me into writing this, I am sorry if it is crap. Hopefully I wont have to write something so creepy again.
Kairinu-sama
Signing off.