This story will just be a collection of What-Ifs, where Hori and Kashima try out a bunch of shoujo cliches. Hope you like it! :)

Hori's birthday

"Happy birthday, Hori-chan-senpai!" Kashima held out a bag to Hori with a dazzling grin.

"What's this? I thought I told you I didn't want a gift," he said.

"Don't worry, senpai! It's a costume for you to wear at the drama club!"

"Is that so." Hori took the bag reluctantly and reached in. His hand wrapped around fabric, and he pulled the costume out.

It was pink. And glittery. And, yes, it was a dress.

Hori had to blink a few times to make sure he wasn't hallucinating. Then he glanced at Kashima, who stood there, still beaming as if this princess dress was the most normal gift ever.

"Kashima. What's the meaning of this?" he asked, hoping for some logical explanation, although he was sure there was none.

She smiled. "Haven't you always wanted to be a princess, senpai?"

He sent her flying.

Kashima's birthday

"Oi, Kashima! Time for club!" Hori called, glaring at said girl who was busy flirting with other girls.

"Senpai!" Kashima's eyes widened and began to sparkle. "Do you remember what day it is?"

"Yeah." He sighed. "So come to club and I'll give you your present."

"Yosh!" Kashima quickly bid farewell to her many fangirls and followed her senpai eagerly to the drama club room.

"Here you go." Hori handed her a bag.

"Oh! Oh yay!" Kashima grinned and reached her hand into the bag. Then she pulled out a DVD. "The Wizard of the Oz?"

"Yeah. Since we're going to do a musical next," Hori said. "There's more. You should watch them all when you can and see which one you'd like to do. I don't think we can go with an original one…"

Pulling the rest out, Kashima found Swan Lake, The West Side Story, and some handbook about musicals.

"I rented out some original Japanese ones too," Hori said. "We can watch those some other time."

Senpai, Kashima thought as tears began to form. "Thank you so much!" She gave him a hug.

"Gwah! Kashima! Let go!"

Next one: If some girls were hitting on Hori/Kashima...

Please tell me what you think! And if you have any shoujo cliches or cliches in general, please tell me! Thanks for reading! :D