Episode 1: The Early Bird Gets the Worm.
Anime: G-I-JOE SIGMA SIX
Tunnel Rat looked at his watch to see that it was exactly 3 am in the morning. He smirked, getting out of his room and making his way to the hanger where he loaded up his Runner. He smirked and then revved it up; taking off to look for some food he was aching to have. He took off into the desert.
At the same time, another Runner was set off but this one was a different model. It was like a hover bike, but had wings instead. A figure got onto it with red hair and blazing green eyes. They revved it up as well, taking off after the red brown haired rat.
Tunnel Rat smiled as he found a large crater where he got off his Runner, and he dug his hands into the sand. He smirked when he found some grubs and worms. He put them up to his mouth, slurping and slinking them down his throat. He loved the taste of the wet, slimy bugs that went down his throat. Hey, the guy loved bugs. He was way too caught up in the moment to see the person behind him.
"Bonjour, Tunnel Rat. Comment êtes-vous? Toujours bugs manger, je vois."
Tunnel Rat turned around sharply to find no-one near him. He gulped, knowing he heard something. He turned around, looking for the source of the voice. "Who's there?"
"Oh, vous savez qui je Suis. Tunnel Rat, que fais-tu?" The voice said again, but this time with more lust.
Tunnel Rat looked frightened as he looked around for the source. He grabbed his explosives before saying, "Come out or I'll bomb you to hell!" He nervously held them.
"Je Sais que vous n'oserez pas me blesser, bébé."
"Now!" He yelled. He looked to see that his runner was chained up, and then he saw a foot print on the ground where he was. 'Who the hell is that?' He asked himself, about to radio in when a hand was on his shoulder. He whipped around to see none other than Falcon. "Falcon?"
Falcon smiled, blinking her green eyes slowly. She saw a large worm in the sand, and she picked it up. She placed it in her mouth, showing more of it out rather than in her mouth. She teased Tunnel Rat to try and take it out of her mouth.
Tunnel Rat blushed when he saw that, and he drooled slightly at the size of that worm! He licked his lips before thinking of an idea. He smirked and said, "Hey, Falcon, can ya look at me for a minute. Ya got something on your chin." He smiled.
Falcon blinked, still having the worm in her mouth, "What is it?" She asked.
Tunnel Rat moved his left hand to her waist and the right to her chin. He pulled it in closer and took the worm into his mouth, while kissing Falcon's. He loved the taste of the worm as well as the taste of the girl he had a big crush on for about as long as he could remember. He slipped the worm into his throat, swallowing it whole before sticking his tongue into Falcon's mouth. He licked every crevice and crook he could manage to find. Alas, they needed some air as they both parted away.
Falcon blushed really red and looked to the side flustered as she could be. Her red hair covered her face, and her green eyes looked away. She felt her chin being pushed back gently to look Tunnel Rat in the eyes.
"Hey, don't be shy. I love you. I've always loved you ever since we rescued you from Cobra Commander and the rest of the Cobras. I love your style or fighting and you love the same type of food I love. Bugs. Oh, and Falcon, Je t'aime. S'il vous plaît être le mien?" Tunnel Rat asked in French, Falcon's own native language.
Falcon was taken aback when she heard Tunnel Rat ask that. "You understand and speak French?" She asked bewildered.
"I've been learning it ever since you came with us. I wanted to understand what you've been saying since it ticked me off when I couldn't understand a single word you were saying." Tunnel Rat said, playing with Falcon's long red hair.
"How long?"
"Well, you remember the Las Vegas act?" Tunnel Rat asked.
Falcon blushed. "Oh crap. You understood what I said?" She had said something very inappropriate at the party that only Scarlett understood.
"Yep, every word of it. What was it again?" Tunnel Rat coyfully asked.
"I don't honestly remember." Falcon said. True, she didn't remember what she had said.
"Oh well, but anyway, how about it?" Tunnel Rat asked.
"How about what?" Falcon smirked.
"Je t'aime. S'il vous plaît être le mien?" He said again this time bringing her closer for another kiss.
"Toujours, pour toujours ET à jamais, Tunnel Rat." She smirked and kissed him again this time with more passion.
When they got back to base, Scarlett saw them and asked, "What were you doing out so early in the morning?" She had her hands on her hips as if she already didn't know.
"Rien, Scarlett. Juste passer du temps ensemble." Tunnel Rat said in French, catching Scarlett off guard.
Falcon winked at Scarlett and said to her, "I was surprised as well."
Scarlett laughed before smiling at the both of them saying, "Now don't do anything rough while the others are away."
Falcon and Tunnel Rat both looked at each other in a deep red. They looked back at Scarlett to see her leaving. "SCARLETT!"
