Title: "The Start of A Beautiful Friendship"

Rateing: M for mature. Seriously guys, it's M for a reason.

Parings: None at the moment but mentions of Sideswipe X Sunstreaker and Twins X Bluestreak. Also mentions of both human and mech perversion.

Thanks a lot to glacier SCIENCE (over on deviantart so see her gallery!) This is all your fault!

Ps newly edited to take out some dumb mistakes!

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Jess strolled contently through the darkened corridors of the Ark despite the late hour of the night. The human's boots made muffled sounds on the Cybertronion floor but little else stirred. Regardless of her alien surroundings the human was completely at home. Running her fingers through her short black hair the human female seemed to be waiting for something. When she reached a corner in the hall she walked over to it and put her back to it only a foot away from the edge. For a few minutes Jess seemed more interested in her nails than anything else. That was until there was a two soft knocks on the wall on the ninety degree angle from her.

"You dragged me out in the middle of the night for what reason?" A soft voice said, with a twinge of computerized ring to it.

"You contacted ME." The human said on her side of the wall, still seemingly interested in her nails. "I thought you wanted to talk business, not shoot the shit."

"Was all this secrecy really necessary?" The transformer on the other side of the wall asked.

"I used to be special back ops." Jess said putting on hand on her hip. "Plausible deniability if we're ever questioned about this meeting. Trust me. I want to keep my business running. Any normal meeting would have had Prowl and Red Alert on our asses so fast it would make even YOUR head spin."

"So sneaky." The mech almost giggled. "Pretty good for a fleshy."

"Pretty damn good for anyone." Jess said proudly. "Something you should remember."

"Yeah sure." The mech brushed off.

"Before we get down to brass tact's tell me… how did you know about my little … business?"

"I'm something of a subscriber. Now, lets talk price."

Jess actually chuckled, drawing a disapproving snort of vents from the mech behind the wall.

"You never talk price first. You talk goods." Jess said. "Now what could you possibly have that I would want?"

Jess could hear the mech puffing himself up and could almost see it.

"I've got Sunstreaker."

Jess paused thoughtfully. Her little side business would definitely get a boost to have Sunstreaker. She foresaw at least a 60% spike in sales. Sunny was defiantly in demand, though she couldn't for the life of her figure out why. She wasn't a fan of such high end sports cars.

"Is that is? Footage of him waxing himself? It won't sell." A bold face lie of Jess's part.

"Please that is far from it! Don't insult me fleshy!"

There was a pause as the mech calmed himself before he continued.

"It would be a package deal. Me AND Sunstreaker."

Jess's head rolled to the side with a grin on her face. Oh yes, THAT would sell. It would do more then sell, it would fly off in to space. Profits would be so high even a computer couldn't calculate it. No need to let her contact know just HOW good that deal sounded just yet.

"While you're not answering me maybe you call tell me how you got into this little business of yours, not that I'm complaining. In fact I wish I thought of this first."

"Hey, what can I say, we humans love our sex as much as any transformer."

"Yeah but I would have thought it would be within your own species."

"Like your one to talk. Now, I thought it over. IF you can pull off this stunt I'll give you 5% of the profit."

"You're insulting me again squishy."

"Standard footage standard cut. But…"

"But what?"

"But if you're willing to do something extra that will drive up sales I can give you more."

"Like what?"

"Well the preliminary polls show if you spanked him I could give you 10%."

"WHAT? 30% at least! I'll lose my hand if I do that!"

"You don't need your hand if you're swimming in money. Buy a new one."

Jess could almost feel the mech reorganizing his strategy when he found he couldn't bully the human. Jess wasn't about to let Sideswipe get any more of a cut than necessary.

"What if…" Sides started thoughtfully. "I spank him and I make him call me daddy? I demand 25% at least."

Jess wanted to jump for joy, now things where really starting to move.

"Are you insane? I'll give you 15% only because it's impossible and just to see him kill you for trying would be worth it."

"You give me 30 and I'll bring in Bluestreak, and we'll get him so hot he'll call one of us "Prime."

"Make it 20 and that would only be if you blindfold him. And just because I'm so nice I'll give you an extra 5% of one of you growl's "call me Prime."

"Deal!" Sideswipe said. "Plus and additional 5% on top of that for hooking up and using surround sound."

"You are pushing it red. You are ONLY getting 25% IF you can deliver. And it DAMN well better be high quality WITH surround sound. I'm running a business here and I only post the best. You don't give me the best, you get nothing."

"Fine!" Jess could almost hear a pout in Sideswipe's voice.

He no doubt thought he could get a lot more for him and his brother. Not to mention bringing in Bluestreak. Not one to pass up an opportunity to have another contact Jess decided to make Sideswipe interested in being a repeat supplier.

"Tell you what, this will be your first time selling. If we like what we see and the footage sells well we can talk about upping you percentage if you bring us more."

"What would a video of Prowl and Jazz in the wash racks run?"

"Woah there cowboy." Jess stopped him before the red twin got any ideas. "That's major league territory. Don't go doing anything stupid. Prowl's skittish and we don't want to have him go into hiding."

"I could do it." Sideswipe grumbled.

"You just concentrate on your own right now. I'll let you know when we want to film Jazz and Prowl."

"Fine. 25%. Do we have a deal?"

"Deal. Now, be in either the rec room or the storage closet in the rec room at midnight tomorrow night."

"You bring the money and you'll have your tapes."

"Oh no. I get the tapes first; sell them and then you get your cut got it?"

"I got it I got it. Geeze you put Swindle to shame."

"Oh and Sideswipe. Don't disappoint."

With that Jess walked off before the red Lamborghini could say anything more. Oh it was going to be a big payday, Jess couldn't wait to tell AJ to fire up the computers.