Bob POV

I was walking through the woods one day when I saw a white mansion. I wondered what it was, so I went to investigate. It was unlocked, so I stepped in. I looked around. WOW, this place was cool. I heard a noise behind me and a load of really pale people with red eyes entered. WTF?

Then down the stares came more really pale people with gold eyes.

"Hi, Carlisle," said one of the red eyed people. "Who is that guy?"

"Oh, that's just Bob" said a bronze haired gold eyed boy. "His favourite food is pizza, and he…"

"Get out of my head!" I screamed.

"So, Aro. What are you doing here?" said the guy who I presumed was Carlisle.

"We came to apologise about the Renesmee incident. No hard feelings, huh?" said Aro.

"Ok, now let's have a random party."

"WHOOOO!!!! Can I come?" I said, unable to resist a good party.

"Um… no." said a small dark haired girl. "Ooo, wait, we're changing our minds. Yes, you can."

"Hooray!" I said.

Jacob POV

We were walking through the woods towards the Cullen's house. I was really annoying Seth by singing the words to a song from Avenue Q.

"If you were gay, that'd be OK, I mean cos hey, I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were meeeeeeeee, I would feel free to say, that I was gay, but I'm not gay."

"Hey, Jake, shut up, I'm not gay, OK?"

We finally arrived at the Cullen's house and saw a random party going on with the Volturi. A random guy was sat there eating pizza.

"Who's that guy?" I asked.

"Oh, that's just Bob." Said Edward.

Then something hilarious happened. Seth imprinted on Bob.

"Ha!!!! I knew it!" I yelled. Edward read my mind and joined in laughing, Alice, who had seen this happening, laughed as well. Emmett guessed (wrongly, Edward said after) and laughed as well. Soon all of the vampires and wolves were laughing at Seth.

Then we all started singing:

"If you were gay, that'd be OK, I mean cos hey, I'd hate you anyway. Because you see, if it were meeeeeeeee, I would feel free to say, that I was gay, but I'm not gay."

Seth and Bob sneaked off somewhere and I don't want to know what happened next.