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Luna and sassy: Hi peeps, you can just call me Luna, and if you do not like gross stories TURN BACK NOW!

Padfoot2: Luna do you really have to scare the stuffing out of them?

Moony: Yeah, I would have to agree with padfoot2.

Luna: You two always gang up on me! Oh, by the way those two points at Moony and padfoot2 are not Sirius and Remus, they are if you can believe it my "loyal and faithful"-

Padfoot2: I don't want to be loyal or faithful!

Luna: rolls eyes friends.

Padfoot2: The story you are about to read is based on Moony's B-Day party, she was trying to get the VCR working-

Moony: Hey, it was hard!

Padfoot2: rolls eyes anyway so me and Luna made up this story.

Luna: Right now speaking of story let the story begin!

Harry Potter and the Friendship Booger

Chapter one: the attack

Oh no, not again! Thought Harry.

He was in transfiguration and he was in his 5th year. Minnie (Luna: he, he I like calling her that! Moony hits Luna upside the head. Luna: Ouch, that hurt!) had said that since last years Halloween ball went so good that Dumbledore was going to do another one.

"Know you all now the rules, no drinking and no flying." Minnie had said.

After class

"So who are you going to ask out, Harry?" Came a muffled cry from inside his robes on the way out of class.

Harry took out his two-way mirror to find Sirius Black on the other side.

"I don't know," Harry said his mind on something else.

"How about that new girl oh what was her name?" Sirius asked.

" I think it was something like Alice."

"Her name is Cleopatra." said a voice behind Harry.

Harry dramatically turned around to find that Hermione Granger and Ron Wesley were behind him.

"oh, hi guys." Said Harry rubbing that back of his head a little, ok very embarrassed at being caught talking about the dance.

"so who are you two going with?" Sirius interrupted.

"Well," Hermione started "since Vitor isn't here-" Hermione is cut off by Vitor Crum's voice in the distance,

"I'M STILL HERE" a bluger comes and hits him in the face and he goes unconscious.

"well as I was saying me and Ron are going together."

"Remus you owe me 10 gallions" Sirius yells to our favorite werewolf.

In the mean time Cleopatra was walking toward Harry. Harry thought quick and yelled her name, she turned around and looked at him.

"What?" she said.

He stumbled out the next sentence "W-w-will y-you go to the d-dance with m-me?" "sure" was her smooth reply. She walked away as if nothing happened.

The night of the dance

Harry was over by the punch bowl and Sirius was trying to convince him to spike the punch. "Come on Harry just a little please for your favorite godfather?" Sirius whine.

"Sirius you're my only godfather." Harry said matter-of-factly.

Suddenly the doors to the great hall burst open and in stepped-

Luna: sorry for the interruption but that is the end of the chapter.

Padfoot2: Luna don't hurt your self

Moony: ya that would be a shame.

Luna: what are you guys tal-

flying fruit from the audience flies past

Moony: umm I think that we should leave now.

Moony runs off stage

Luna: right behind you.

runs off too

Padfoot2: Bring them on I can handle them-

Moony and Luna grab her by the collar and run like mad woman

Luna shouts back: Review and I will get the next chapter up soon!