After the First Slice, Before the Second

by Kylikeit

What Tony did after Jeff left, but before he got kidnapped. WARNING: This is about kids at an all-male boarding school. They're around 6th grade. Put two and freaking two together what might happen to lonely kids probably hitting puberty with no female interaction. Not described in detail, but look out!

Ch. 1: Unscramble the First Part and You Get an Invisible Cookie

tsop mumirp mutsurf tinev sore murytub te ataleg aila ereplacs. cnun, ffej tse tunaep murytub te ataleg ynot si. essicef euqmatuces malubaf odomouq sumicaf? odomouq acric coh?

^ Said first part.

Hi, I'm Tony. You know, that brave kid who helped Jeff escape his boarding school to go on an adventure to stop some guy named Gyiyg or something from destroying the world. Yet, here I am, the gay kid at Snow Wood Boarding House…god, this place comes off as some sort of utopia when you don't know the context. Damn, reader, I need to get some stuff out. I need to vent. The kids here, by god, the kids. You have to be brave. You really, really, really have to be a brave, strong boy. Of course, there's a lot more to that.

For example, you've played this part, right? There are absolutely no girls. It's hell. It's monkey-fighting hell. I mean, REGULAR people at REGULAR schools have GIRLS to go out with. Us? Diddly FREAKING squat! And yes, as I've said before, I'm gay, but it makes the environment fracking awful. Worst of all, when I try to write to my cru-*cough cough* best friend Jeff, guess what? Return to sender, address unknown, no such number, no such mother******* soul. (Y'know, it feels better when you actually speak swears even when you don't write them than trying to write down AND speak your self-sanitizations.)

Okay, I think that wraps up my ranting. Next time, we'll be discussing my adventures in…Snow Wood. Like anything is adventurous there.