Misty cursed as she pulled her sputtering car into the Cerulean City Gym's driveway

Disclaimer: Yes I do own Pokemon! I found them by the side of the road abandoned. Now they serve my evil needs. All lawyers are now fired.

A/N: This is a joke a stupid and disgusting one. That is why I have rated it PG-13 If you are under 13 I am not responsible for your becoming crazed monsters, if you are over 13 you should know what this stuff means. Unless you are completely clueless or a Fundie in both cases you should get your head out of the sand and join the rest of us.  

Car Problem

Misty cursed as she pulled her sputtering car into the Cerulean City Gym's driveway.  She slammed the door and called out to her boyfriend Ash, "Ash! There's something wrong with the car! Take a look at it."

Ash looked up from training Pikachu, "Why do you want me to look at it?  I don't know anything about cars."

"You're a guy you're supposed to know this stuff," Misty said as she gathered the groceries from the car's backseat.

"Well Pikachu let's take a look at it." Ash said to the electric mouse.

Misty walked into the gym's kitchen and put away the groceries.  She immediately wanted to have some ice cream and opened the freezer to get the ice cream box.  "What!" she shouted as she lifted up the flap revealing that Ash and her sisters had eaten only the chocolate and strawberry flavors leaving only the vanilla.  "Why can't they tell me when there's no more of the good ice cream left before I go shopping," Misty said disgusted as she scooped out the untouched vanilla ice cream.

Misty greedily dug into the ice cream suddenly not caring that it was just vanilla when she heard the car's hood slam. "Ash is done!" she shouted as she walked to the driveway still with ice cream covering her mouth. "Ash, what's the verdict?"

Ash wiped his hands on an old rag as Pikachu hopped up on his shoulder, "Well Misty it looks like you blew a seal (Seel)."

"I did not! This is just vanilla ice cream!"

*Rimshot*

The End