(I don't own Hair, Rent, or crazythingsparentstext .com, that being said do not sue me you won't get anything and also this all takes place before cell phones so it's going to happen in voice or on the answering machines, yeah you have been warned!)

Jeanie was supposed to be at Crissy's house in an hour, she had made a cake to bring along for girls' night. She specifically left a note on it saying 'DON'T EAT ME!' it was there when she left for work that morning and it had been there when she came home for lunch. Now just as she's walking out the door and getting ready to take it with her she found a note on it saying 'I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM CAKE!'. She knew she should be mad but with the response she got back she could do nothing but laugh. The men in her life were responsible that much she knew, but the note left no clue as to which one it was.

"Berger!"

"What!"

"Did you eat the cake I made last night?"

"Nope!"

"That leaves one." Jeanie marched over to the phone and picked it up she dialed her son's phone number.

"SPPPPEEEEEEAAAAAKKKKK!"

"ROGER CLAUDE DAVIS! YOU ANSWER THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!"

"Hi Mom, what's up?"

"Hi Mom? Roger did you come over today?"

"Yes, I came over to talk to Berger earlier today why?"

"Did you have lunch?"

"I made a sandwich, was that bad?" Asked Roger confused.

"That you made a sandwich no, that you ate the cake I was going to take to your Aunt Crissy's YES!"

"Mom, I didn't see a cake."

"Roger, it was right in the fridge."

"I didn't go in the fridge."

"Then how did you get the bread?"

"Berger already had it out."

"Roger…Claude…Davis…do…not…lie…to…me." Said Jeanie in her best mom voice.

"Okay, the truth is it was a little dry." The next thing Jeanie knew she heard dial tone and Berger laughing in his room.

"I'm leaving! There better be something here to replace the cake I spent 3 hours on when I get back!"

5 hours later Jeanie returned to the apartment and opened the fridge to find a plate of brownies in the fridge with a note.

"I SPENT 3 HOURS BAKING THESE BROWNIES AND ROLLING THE JOINT! ENJOY!"

Sometimes she hated the men in her life…