Don't Cha?
Pairings: AkuRoku mentions of SoRi and Zemyx possibly a dash of Cleon in there too.
Summary: Destiny High has a new student. One that takes particular interest in our resident sarcasm loving Blondie.
Author's note: I humbly dedicate this to Victoria Dracelle because I'd like my limbs to stay intact.
Disclaimer: Since Square Enix has decided to reject my offer of a $ 2.38 starbucks giftcard, a pack of bubble gum and a mini water pistol, I do not own Kingdom Hearts. A fact that terrorises me at night. I do, on the other hand, own this fic and all sarcasm used. So no stealy stealy hok? *cracks toe knuckles menacingly*
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'Hey, Roxas. Roxas guess what?!?' I sighed letting my pen drop onto my unfished, due in tomorrow, killing me on the inside, essay that wants me dead, honest to Shiva.
'What, Sora?' He pouted like I told him I'd un over a duckling with my skateboard
'Geusssssssss' Sighing in defeat is the only option now
'Fine you grew another head?' He giggled like the five year old he was on the inside
'No, stupid' Really? Never would have guessed. Do you hear the sarcasm? Feel it.
'Riku got mauled by a Chihuahua?' Sora's eyes widened in shock.
'He did? Oh my God! Is he alright?'
'What? He's fine, Sora. I was just guessing, like you wanted me to' His face lightened as comprehension dawned
'Oh, so he hasn't been mauled by a Chihuahua?'
'No, Sora he hasn't' I raised my face toward the heavens. Why has god chosen to forsake me with a twin brother with the mental prowess and attention span of a five year old.
'Ooooooooooooooh' For the love of Eywa, what did I do get him as my brother? Was I really that bad in my previous life?
'What do you want, Sora?" He beamed at me
'I just wanted to tell you we have a student at school. He's in your physics, chem, bio and English classes' I blinked in surprise. It'd been well over a year since we'd had fresh meat. people don't just move to the islands, it doesn't happen like that. I mused for a few moments on that before a scuffing sound alerted me to the fact Sora was still here.
'So, how do you know that?' He bounced up and down on the balls of his feet smiling his aren't-I-clever smile
'I'm his guide so I compared his timetable to yours and found the classes you have together
'Ok, then' I picked up my pen to return to the essay of death, doom and terror. Hoping that Sora would get the message and leave. No such luck.
'Don't you want to find out what he's like?' Insert world weary sigh here
'No, Sora. I'll find out what he's like at school tomorrow, what I want is to finish this essay that evil butt wipe Xaldin gave us and go to sleep. That is all I want right now"
"So, you don't want me to be here?'
'No, Sora. I want to be alone' Sora's face fell making him look like a kicked puppy
'Oh, ok. I'll see you then' he shuffled slowly out the door. I sighed for the 46,852nd time this month, not that anyone's counting
'Sora …' He faced me sadly
'Yeah?'
'Stay' he stared at me for a few seconds before deciding I meant it before leaping onto my bead from two and a half metres away. He curled up against the wall and grinned at me.
I smiled back and turned to finish my essay.