Disclaimer: "Barbie Girl" was performed by Aqua, and belongs to some record company. Tolkein's characters belong to, well, Tolkein. Oh, and New Line and Burger King.

Author's Note: I think I'm getting addicted to writing these parodies. I imagine Arwen and Strider singing this when they're drunk... really really drunk. ^.^


Elven Girl
To the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

Strider: Hiya, Arwen!
Arwen: Hi Strider!
Strider: You wanna ride my horse?
Arwen: Sure, Strider!
Strider: Jump on!

Arwen (singing):
I'm an elven girl in a troubled world
Things are drastic, it's fantastic!
I have straight black hair, and my skin's so fair
No imitation, I'm a fascination!

Strider:
Come on Arwen, let's go warrin'!

Arwen (singing):
I'm an elven girl in a troubled world
Things are drastic, it's fantastic!
I have straight black hair, and my skin's so fair
No imitation, I'm a fascination!

I'm a thin pretty girl in a fantasy world
Flowing dress, dexterous; I'm a tall-y

Strider (sort of singing):
You're my girl, body'n'soul, though I'm scared of that ring
Kiss me here, on this bridge, then reject me

Arwen (singing):
If you're king, I might stay
So I'll say, "I'm always yours"

I'm an elven girl in a troubled world
Things are drastic, it's fantastic!
I have straight black hair, and my skin's so fair
No imitation, I'm a fascination!

Strider: Come on Arwen, let's go warrin'!
Arwen: Ah ah ah yeah
Strider: Come on maiden, let's go raidin'!
Arwen: Ooh wow, ooh wow
Strider: Come on princess, you're a goddess!
Arwen: Ah ah ah yeah
Strider: Come on baby, love me maybe?
Arwen: Ooh wow, ooh wow

Arwen (singing):
You can gawk, you can stalk, do whatever you please
But if you annoy me I'll just hide in the trees

Strider (singing):
Take my horse, ride with force, I will catch up and then
Rivendell, say farewell, bye-bye Arwie!

Arwen (singing):
Our love, it's cliche
Different worlds; "I'm always yours"
Don't want much, to stay
But I'll say: "I'm always yours"

Strider: Come on Arwen, let's go warrin'!
Arwen: Ah ah ah yeah
Strider: Come on maiden, let's go raidin'!
Arwen: Ooh wow, ooh wow
Strider: Come on princess, you're a goddess!
Arwen: Ah ah ah yeah
Strider: Come on baby, love me maybe?
Arwen: Ooh wow, ooh wow

Arwen (singing):
I'm an elven girl in a troubled world
Things are drastic, it's fantastic!
I have straight black hair, and my skin's so fair
No imitation, I'm a fascination!

I'm an elven girl in a troubled world
Things are drastic, it's fantastic!
I have straight black hair, and my skin's so fair
No imitation, I'm a fascination!

Strider: Come on Arwen, let's go warrin'!
Arwen: Ah ah ah yeah
Strider: Come on maiden, let's go raidin'!
Arwen: Ooh wow, ooh wow
Strider: Come on princess, you're a goddess!
Arwen: Ah ah ah yeah
Strider: Come on baby, love me maybe?
Arwen: Ooh wow, ooh wow

Arwen: Oh, I'm leaving for the Gray Haven!
Strider: Aw Arwen, we were just gettin started...
Arwen: Oh, I love you Strider!