A/N: Lol. This one has been in the works for some time (as in ages 'n ages 'n ages) but it's eventually posted. There'll probably be a couple more chapters as well, just so you know, but it might take me a while to post. Hmmm.....oh yeah! Please review, and be nice! Would you believe that only 2 people reviewed my 'Deeper Shade of Blue' fic? Only 2! I want loads more reviews this time please.

Disclaimer: Redwall to Brian Jaques, song to Britney Spears. The (ahem) **interesting** mutations of lyrics are my own.

Dedication: All you lovely reviewers! (Takes several bows) OK, I'm done now.

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Oops! I did it again!- The Tsarmina version!



I think I did it again.
I broke some brat's sword,
Because I was bored.
Oh baby,
It might seem like I'm tough,
And that certainly means
That I'm serious.
'Cause to kill my own father
That is just so typically me.
Oh baby, baby.

Oops! I did it again!
Got Gingivere framed.
Got lost in the game.
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think I'm afraid,
That I'm like a new-born babe...
I'm not that innocent!

Y'see, my problem is this:
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that water did not truly exist.
I won't cry whilst watching the days.
But y'see I'm not a fool
In so many ways.
But to lose all my soldiers...
That is just so typically me!
Oh baby, oh!

Oops! I did it again!
I trashed my fortress!
Got lost in the game!
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think I will win-
And you're pretty right!
I'm not that innocent!




Skipper: All aboard, mateys!

Martin: Tsarmina, before you go to Dark Forest, there's something I want you to
have...

Tsarmina: Oh, that sword's beautiful, but isn't this...

Martin: Yeah, yes it is...

Tsarmina: But that blade's badger-made! I'm the queen of a thousand eyes! I can't
just diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Martin: Well, baby, that's your problem, not mine!

Tsarmina: Aw, you shouldn't have! AND I REALLY MEAN THAT!!!!!!

(Martin jumps at Tsarmina and pushes her head down into the lake behind her and holds it there...)

Oops, I did it again to my horde!
Got lost in the war, oh baby!
Oops, you ((oops you)) think that I will beat them...
You're right, Martin watch out for me!

Oops, I did it again!
Was fooled by Corim!
Got lost in the game!
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think that I'll die,
Well, wait 'till moles fly!


'Cause I'm not that innocent.

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A/N:Well, what did you think? Feedback in reviews is always good, so now you must review! Thanks for reading and (when you do) reviewing! Watch this space for the next mutation of a song by a Redwall character!