Honest Game Trailers: Crypt of the NecroDancer

by Inktavia

All Crypt of the NecroDancer fans are asked to leave their pitchforks, torches, bombs, Boots of Leaping, and Rings of Phasing at the door. (DISCLAIMER: In no way whatsoever is this supposed to bring harm to the game and its developers. I personally love the game, and I recommend it to others, but I just wanted to poke some jokes at it.)

The following trailer is rated H for Honest.

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From the developer that brought you only this game, comes a not-very-well-known rhythm game that's also basically The Binding of Isaac...

Crypt of the NecroDancer!

Descend into the Crypt of the NecroDancer, where you can only navigate and fight monsters if you do it to the rhythm... unless you're the bald guy, then the rules don't apply to you.

Follow into the rhythmic footsteps of whichever characters are available in character selection, each with different rules as to how they play, and fight different monsters like: Spooky Scary Skeletons... Yellow Spooky Scary Skeletons... Black Spooky Scary Skeletons... Knight-level Spooky Scary Skeletons... Yellow Knight-level Spooky Scary Skeletons... Black Knight-level Spooky Scary Skeletons... The same types but on ghost horses... and the same types but wizards.

As you navigate the crypt, listen to multiple versions of the same soundtrack for different music genres, like Danny B's Default, A_Rival's EDM, FamilyJules7x's Metal, Chipzel's Chiptune, OC Remix's EDM but Better, Groove Coaster's EDM but Worse, Danganronpa's tribute soundtrack, and that shitty new wave synth one. What the hell even is new wave synth?

Oh, and there's also the DLC, which adds one more zone, a new soundtrack, and a few new characters. Not anything important, though.

So get rid of your two left feet that made you genetically unable to dance, and fight monsters to some sick dance beats... Unless you're playing the Girlfriend Records soundtrack, because that soundtrack sucks.

Starring...

Cadence in Wonderland (Cadence)

Abso-lute-ly Average (Melody)

Dancin' Grandma (Aria)

We Are Crypt Bob-Omb (Eli)

Undertale Pacifist Route (Dove)

Durian (Dorian)

Bad for the Economy (Monk)

Double-Time Trouble (Bolt)

Rhythm Is For Nerds (Bard)

Demon Spawn (Coda)

Blue Vampire (Nocturna)

8 Pedals But 4 Directions (Diamond)

Mary Had A Dancing Lamb (Mary)

Fighting Is Life (Tempo)

Gabriel Reyes (Reaper)

Konga Conga KappaPride (King Conga)

Beheeyem (Dead Ringer)

Honey, I'm Feeling Blue (Deep Blues)

Under the Crypt (Coral Riff)

The Name Makes Sense (Death Metal)

Machine Mole Kelly (Fortissimole)

Piano Monster 2: Electric Boogaloo (Frankensteinway)

Abso-lute-ly Terrifying (Golden Lute)

Low-key Electricity Joke (The Conductor)

and The Owner Of The Crypt (The NecroDancer)

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Dungeons and Dancing.

Now where's my jazz, acapella, and Persona 5 tribute soundtracks for the game?